Song Parodies -> Ontario Woman
| Original Song Title: | "Americian Woman" |
| Original Performer: | The Guess Who |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ontario Woman" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Carruthers |
Back in the 90's Gwen Jacobs was charged for being topless in public . She fought the charges and the Ontario courts ruled that women had the right to be topless in public. This is my reaction to that ruling.
Ontario Women
( to the tune of American Woman)
Ontario women
This you gotta see
Ontario women
Now can set them free
When they go walking on out their doors,
They don’t need their tops no more.
The courts had no important work to do,
Except to give bare breasts to you.
Now women
Just sway away
Ontario women
Breasts bounce all day
Ontario women
Have equal rights
Ontario women
Are tourist sights
When they go walking on out their doors
There are no tan lines anymore
Bouncing breasts can hypnotize
Breasts are shown in every size
Now women
Put your tops away
Ontario women
Listen to what Gwen says
Ontario women
Got equal right
Ontario women
Please be polite
Don’t be going for day light strolls
With sagging breasts and belly rolls
We don’t need a sight like that
Just like men with plumbers crack
Sagging breasts don’t hypnotize
They make me want to close my eyes
Now woman
Please be polite
Ontario women
Have won the right
Go, gotta show your breasts
Gotta show your breasts, now go, now go
‘Cause it’s your rights women
‘Cause it’s your rights women
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
If it’s right for me
Then it’s right for you
I’ll try to look at you right in the eyes
But you know that’s hard to do
I’ll be looking at your breasts
I’ll be trying not to stare
You know I’m gonna look
You know I’m gonna stare, women
I’m gonna leer woman
Hello Ontario women
( to the tune of American Woman)
Ontario women
This you gotta see
Ontario women
Now can set them free
When they go walking on out their doors,
They don’t need their tops no more.
The courts had no important work to do,
Except to give bare breasts to you.
Now women
Just sway away
Ontario women
Breasts bounce all day
Ontario women
Have equal rights
Ontario women
Are tourist sights
When they go walking on out their doors
There are no tan lines anymore
Bouncing breasts can hypnotize
Breasts are shown in every size
Now women
Put your tops away
Ontario women
Listen to what Gwen says
Ontario women
Got equal right
Ontario women
Please be polite
Don’t be going for day light strolls
With sagging breasts and belly rolls
We don’t need a sight like that
Just like men with plumbers crack
Sagging breasts don’t hypnotize
They make me want to close my eyes
Now woman
Please be polite
Ontario women
Have won the right
Go, gotta show your breasts
Gotta show your breasts, now go, now go
‘Cause it’s your rights women
‘Cause it’s your rights women
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce
If it’s right for me
Then it’s right for you
I’ll try to look at you right in the eyes
But you know that’s hard to do
I’ll be looking at your breasts
I’ll be trying not to stare
You know I’m gonna look
You know I’m gonna stare, women
I’m gonna leer woman
Hello Ontario women
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This one made me bust out laughing. It was good for more than just a titter.... ;-)
Bouncy, jaunty; I jiggled. . .giggled.
fun parody...i say make that ruling world-wide
he he the wrong to bare tits
Sir, once . . . I dreamt that I went to work, ~Topless~ Just plain forgot to dress on top, that morning . . .
Why would anyone want to go topless in Canada? I hear it gets pretty nippy up there
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