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Song Parodies -> "Ontario Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Americian Woman"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Ontario Woman"

Parody Written by:

Jim Carruthers

The Lyrics

Back in the 90's Gwen Jacobs was charged for being topless in public . She fought the charges and the Ontario courts ruled that women had the right to be topless in public. This is my reaction to that ruling.
Ontario Women
( to the tune of American Woman)

Ontario women
This you gotta see
Ontario women
Now can set them free

When they go walking on out their doors,
They don’t need their tops no more.
The courts had no important work to do,
Except to give bare breasts to you.

Now women
Just sway away
Ontario women
Breasts bounce all day

Ontario women
Have equal rights
Ontario women
Are tourist sights

When they go walking on out their doors
There are no tan lines anymore
Bouncing breasts can hypnotize
Breasts are shown in every size

Now women
Put your tops away
Ontario women
Listen to what Gwen says

Ontario women
Got equal right
Ontario women
Please be polite

Don’t be going for day light strolls
With sagging breasts and belly rolls
We don’t need a sight like that
Just like men with plumbers crack
Sagging breasts don’t hypnotize
They make me want to close my eyes

Now woman
Please be polite
Ontario women
Have won the right

Go, gotta show your breasts
Gotta show your breasts, now go, now go
‘Cause it’s your rights women
‘Cause it’s your rights women

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce

Bounce bounce
Bounce bounce

If it’s right for me
Then it’s right for you
I’ll try to look at you right in the eyes
But you know that’s hard to do
I’ll be looking at your breasts
I’ll be trying not to stare
You know I’m gonna look
You know I’m gonna stare, women
I’m gonna leer woman
Hello Ontario women

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Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This one made me bust out laughing. It was good for more than just a titter.... ;-)
John Barry - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Bouncy, jaunty; I jiggled. . .giggled.
alvin - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
fun parody...i say make that ruling world-wide
Ann Hammond - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
he he the wrong to bare tits
dreamCakes - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, once . . . I dreamt that I went to work, ~Topless~ Just plain forgot to dress on top, that morning . . .
PMS - August 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Why would anyone want to go topless in Canada? I hear it gets pretty nippy up there

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