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Song Parodies -> "Amer'can Pie Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Amer'can Pie Woman"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Amer'can Pie woman,here's the truth behind
Amer'can Pie woman,the truth no one can find
I hate Madonna anymore
No matter if I'm too bored
She was pathetic for the first time
Who says it's a cover song instead of a crime?
Now woman,you stole Don Mclean's song
Amer'can Pie woman,you did something wrong

Amer'can Pie woman,you gotta believe me
Amer'can Pie woman,you try to argue with me
I hate Madonna anymore
She's now a worse tribulation force
Kelly Osbourne's on her reach
For covering the song Papa Don't Preach
Now woman,that's Don Mclean's song
Amer'can Pie woman,you've done something wrong

Amer'can Pie woman,you were from England
Amer'can Pie woman,felt like an American
I hate Madonna anymore
No matter if I'm too bored
I don't care for her smash hits
I don't care for matching wits
It's released after the day
Of Weird Al's Star Wars Episode I parody
Now woman,it's Don Mclean's song
Amer'can Pie woman,are you going wrong?

No,don't do Don Mclean,don't do Don Mclean
Please no no no
I hate you,woman
I hate you,woman
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
I know you have to quit
I know you need to stop
I know you have to quit
I know you need to stop,woman
I'm gonna quit,woman
Goodbye,Amer'can Pie woman
Goodbye,American Pie
Goodbye,American Life

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Larry Hensley - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This was ok, kinda funny

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