Song Parodies -> "Amazon Woman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Amazon Woman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Some couples just aren't meant to be

Hey Amazon woman, she stands at six-foot-three
That Amazon woman, she will not let me be
She pins grizzlies to the floor
Picks up a boat and eats the oar
She is so strong she don't know what to do
She is too much for this short, thin Jew
That woman can't stay away,
Hey Amazon woman, oh why am I your prey-hey-hey-hey-hey?

Hey Amazon woman, she is a painful tease
That Amazon woman, she has waist-high knees
Her knockers are as high as my head
She sits on me, I'll be dead
Muscle-bound hips, abs and thighs
What's that strange look in her eyes?
Now fellas, those aren't fake
That Amazon woman just ate a ten-pound stea-a-a-a-ake

Don't come banging a-down my door
You're muscles flex and I'm no more
You work out like a machine
You are strong and you are mean

Chorus
Hey Amazon woman, she will not let me be
Hey Amazon woman, she's got her sights on me

I gotta go, I gotta get away
Baby, I gotta go,
I am dying
I'm gonna leave you woman (4x)
Bye-bye (4x)

(American woman)
Please don't sit on me
No steroids for you
(American woman)
I'll look you right in the eye
I'll need a ladder to see you
You know I've gotta leave, please lady let me go
You know I've gonna leave,
I'm gonna leave you woman
Goodbye to Amazon woman

Song parody by Mason Resnick.

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Paul Robinson - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment

RMason - This woman must be the MORE refined Sister of the woman in MY "American Woman" parody - - 5's here ~ ~ ~ http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theguesswho17.shtml

Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment

I didn't know Tom Cruise wrote parodies. But then, how many famous women are shorter than he is? There's Pink, but she'd probably punch his lights out if he tried to push Scientology on her. There's Christina Aguilera, but you never know which personality is gonna show up. Katie Holmes? Suddenly, she's just not as cute anymore.

MrMacphisto - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Hey... Katie Holmes is still hot to me... Especially in "The Gift." Anyway, this is a good parody, and I'd really like to find a woman who's 6'3".... lol

MasonR - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Paul--just read your hilarious/sick parody and yes, my "Woman" is quite genteel by comparison, LOL! Michael--not the first time I've been confused with Tom Cruise. No, make that not the first time I've been confused. MrMacphisto--thank you; and remember with Photoshop, you can make a woman any height you want!

Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment

You realize, Mason, that half of our e-mails are from people trying to make men any height they want... Oh, come on, people, if I didn't say it, Johnny D would have!

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