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Song Parodies -> "December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch)"
Original Song Title:
"December 1963 (Oh What A Night)"
Original Performer:
The Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"December 1994 (Oh What A Bitch)"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
Oh, what a bitch, late December back in ninety-four
What a very irritating whore, I can't stand her, what a bitch
(Oh what a bitch) You know she was such a major pain
The thought of her drove me insane, what a dimwit, what a bitch
Oh I, got a nauseous feeling when she came into my life
Oh my, I wish I had taken my friends' advice
(Oh what a bitch) Always sizing, criticizing me
She was all the things that my Mom warned me, now I hate her, what a bitch
I've known her kind, I've seen what she's about
Making me fall for her, then tearing my heart right out (Oh what a bitch)
Oh I, got a nauseous feeling when she came into my life
Oh my, I wish I had taken my friends' advice
(Oh what a bitch) Why'd I take so long to see she's wrong?
She was unfaithful to me all along, what a sleazebag, what a bitch
I've known her kind, and I've had it all before
I've had my fill of it, and I don't want it anymore
Oh what a bitch (do do do do) oh what a bitch (do do do do)
Oh what a bitch (do do do do) oh what a bitch (do do do do)
What a very irritating whore, I can't stand her, what a bitch
(Oh what a bitch) You know she was such a major pain
The thought of her drove me insane, what a dimwit, what a bitch
Oh I, got a nauseous feeling when she came into my life
Oh my, I wish I had taken my friends' advice
(Oh what a bitch) Always sizing, criticizing me
She was all the things that my Mom warned me, now I hate her, what a bitch
I've known her kind, I've seen what she's about
Making me fall for her, then tearing my heart right out (Oh what a bitch)
Oh I, got a nauseous feeling when she came into my life
Oh my, I wish I had taken my friends' advice
(Oh what a bitch) Why'd I take so long to see she's wrong?
She was unfaithful to me all along, what a sleazebag, what a bitch
I've known her kind, and I've had it all before
I've had my fill of it, and I don't want it anymore
Oh what a bitch (do do do do) oh what a bitch (do do do do)
Oh what a bitch (do do do do) oh what a bitch (do do do do)
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I'm glad we got that out in the open.
I thought this was gonna be about the baseball strike or Newt Gingrich (whose name even rhymes with "bitch"). But this is fine. I just get a little edgy when people do Frankie Valli and/or Four Seasons parodies, since they come from my old neighborhood. But it beats the dumb "Late December back in '93" promo the WB did, even if it did give Frankie a check.
Ha. I enjoyed it. Good job.
I enjoyed singing it in my head. :-)
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