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Song Parodies -> "That's How I Know That It's Christmas Again"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Fortunes

Parody Song Title:

"That's How I Know That It's Christmas Again"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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That's how I know that it's Christmas again
When all the specials for Black Friday begin
And soon thereafter, Cyber Monday
They tell me it'll be a fun day
Shopping 'til I drop
They say it's time to buy
With easy payments 'til I die

That's how I know that it's Christmas again
When all my shopping starts becoming a pain
So many people in the stores now
They fill the aisles by the scores now
Looking for a deal
And when they find a sale
It's like they found the holy grail

Checkout lines are long
And all the Christmas songs keep playing on
On and on and on, and
People are so nice
But when they see a price
That is so very low
They'll fight you toe to toe, so

That's how I know that it's Christmas again
When every merchant has a junk mail campaign
It clogs my mailbox and my inbox
It fills my trash can and my spam box
Every single day
But after New Years Day
Hopefully it goes away

That's how I know that it's Christmas again
That's how I know that it's Christmas again
That's how I know that it's Christmas again
That's how I know that it's Christmas again

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Matthias - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Yup! Once again it’s right around the corner and if you don’t leave the store with a broken nose and black eye then you haven’t been shopping hard enough!
Or as they say on Drudge... - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
..."Season's Beatings!"

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