-> "Hand in Blouse"
Original Song Title:
"Hand to Mouth"
Parody Song Title:
"Hand in Blouse"
[brief instrumental intro]
Hand in blouse
While my other was moving South
there I was a-gropin'
way past just a-hopin'
My hands just moved along
Hand in blouse
while my other was moving South
Then I got worried ; her stomach seemed too furry
Oh, damn, something was wrong!
She said, "Reuben is my real first name"
I squirmed a bit as she explained
"Felt like a girl since I was just a child
Took a year to grow some breasts
Another year to do the rest
That seemed enough to get you men all riled"
I leaned back and pulled my hands out
My jaw dropped; I was open-mouthed
The rest is blurry; but I left in a hurry
Real quickly I was gone
I'm worried now about my pride
I'd told my friends she'd be my bride
I cannot tell the truth 'bout this; don't dare
I should have been more firm when I
was asking her for a "test ride"
I would have noticed gender change right there
Now I'm livid; my anger mounts
I've been misled on all accounts
Trannie did confuse me; man, she sure abused me
That bitch sure did me wrong
"We mustn't hurry"
she had said demurely
"Your wait won't be that long"
Seemed somewhat squirrelly
see now that it was purely
to just string me along
balls blue now; achy schlong...
[instrumental jam on out to end Fade]
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