-> "Hoop on"
Original Song Title:
"Float On"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hoop on"
The Lyrics
Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Cancer
Dick, Jim, Mike, Verne
Aquarius, And I'm Dick Vitale,
Now I like a network who loves it's freedom
And I want a play-by-play man and not on my own
And if you want to hear "Awesome, Baby," come on in
Take my hand, come with your hoopsters, to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be,
One shining moment, It takes you to...
Hoop, Hoop on (say it, say it, say it again)
Hoop on (Dick Vitale) Hoop on
Libra, and I'm Jim Boehim
Now I like a hoopster who's not quiet
A hoopster being drafted like Carmelo Anthony
Ooh...take my hand, come with your hoopsters to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be
My one shining moment, it took Melo to...
Hoop, Hoop on (Hoop on, Me-Lo)
Hoop on, Hoop On (Syracuse Orange)
Hoop, Hoop, Hoop on (woo, yeah)
Just hoop on, hoop on
Leo, and I'm Mike Krzyzewski
You see, my college is the biggest fan base in the world
They say to me, "Coach K, you are a wild flower"
And if they understand what i'm sayin'
I want you to...
mmm...take my hand, take your hoopsters to March land
College B-ball, the way it should be
Our shining Moments did take us to...
Hoop, hoop on (The Cameron Crazies)
Hoop on, hoop on (yeah)
Cancer, And I'm Verne Lundquist
And I'm with a network that has everybody and everything
'cause March Madness means everybody & everything
And you know what, hoopsters, if I can cut the nets for you,
this is what I want you to do...
Ooh, yeah, take my hand
Take your hoopsters to March land
College b-ball, the way it should be
On to your one shining moment, listen
Hoop, hoop on (So hoop with CBS)
Hoop on, Hoop on, (whoa-hoa)
Hoop, Hoop, Hoop on (yeah, you better hoop on)
(buzzer sounds)
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