Song Parodies -> Al Franken-Stein
| Original Song Title: | "Frankenstein" |
| Original Performer: | The Edgar Winter Group |
| Parody Song Title: | "Al Franken-Stein" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
( --- drum riff --- )
Went to bed just the oth-er night,
Had an awesome dream
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Was the worst nightmare of the right,
Made Ann Coulter scream
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Dreamin' that I'm
Doctor Al Franken-Stein,
And my Igor is Mike Moore!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Diggin' the ground,
We were rootin' around,
For some bod-ies to plund-er
Lookin' for parts,
Vital organs and hearts,
And for what you might wond-er?
Our plan -- build a man
Liberal and cool
Then run -- him in some
Election duel
WOW !!
Grab a thigh-bone from J.F.K.
Skip his empty head
( --- instrumental riff --- )
All his gray mat-ter's blown a-way
Witnesses are dead
( --- instrumental riff --- )
WHOOAAHH---EEE---YOWWW !!
Grab A Shovel! Grab A Trowel! Dig And Dig And Dig And Howl!
Now
We're grabbin' a lid, and we're lift-in'
Now
We're grabbin' a stiff, and we're sift-in'
( --- saxophone by Bill Clinton --- )
Scoopin' super-goopy-goo bits of
Tissue from a hippy who died
Takin' brownish acid at Woodstock
Not his brain -- it's totally fried!
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his Oh not his Oh not his brain!
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his
Oh
NOT HIS BRAIN !!!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
CUE THE LIGHTNING!
( --- drum riff --- )
DUDE, IT'S FRIGHTENING!
( --- drum riff --- )
Gore -- wow!
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
CRANK!
( --- drum solo --- )
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
Higher! Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
!!! NOW !!!
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
( --- instrumental riff --- )
I'm your Doctor Al Franken-Stein,
Welcome to my dream!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
E-lec-toral electrodes whine!
Listen to me scream ---
( --- instrumental riff --- )
--- askin' the wraith, of John Kenneth Gal-braith,
If his brain we can bor-row!
Promising him, that if our guy don't win,
We'll
Re-turn it
Re-turn it
Re-turn it
Tomorrow!
( --- CRESCENDO --- )
Went to bed just the oth-er night,
Had an awesome dream
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Was the worst nightmare of the right,
Made Ann Coulter scream
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Dreamin' that I'm
Doctor Al Franken-Stein,
And my Igor is Mike Moore!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
Diggin' the ground,
We were rootin' around,
For some bod-ies to plund-er
Lookin' for parts,
Vital organs and hearts,
And for what you might wond-er?
Our plan -- build a man
Liberal and cool
Then run -- him in some
Election duel
WOW !!
Grab a thigh-bone from J.F.K.
Skip his empty head
( --- instrumental riff --- )
All his gray mat-ter's blown a-way
Witnesses are dead
( --- instrumental riff --- )
WHOOAAHH---EEE---YOWWW !!
Grab A Shovel! Grab A Trowel! Dig And Dig And Dig And Howl!
Now
We're grabbin' a lid, and we're lift-in'
Now
We're grabbin' a stiff, and we're sift-in'
( --- saxophone by Bill Clinton --- )
Scoopin' super-goopy-goo bits of
Tissue from a hippy who died
Takin' brownish acid at Woodstock
Not his brain -- it's totally fried!
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his brain
Oh
Not his Oh not his Oh not his brain!
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his brain, Not his brain,
Not his
Oh
NOT HIS BRAIN !!!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
CUE THE LIGHTNING!
( --- drum riff --- )
DUDE, IT'S FRIGHTENING!
( --- drum riff --- )
Gore -- wow!
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
Igor, now,
CRANK!
( --- drum solo --- )
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
CRANK NOW! CRANK NOW!
Higher! Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank it HIGHER!
Crank!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
CRANK IT UP!
!!! NOW !!!
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
eeny meenie
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mynee mynee
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
mo mo mo mo
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
go go Kerry
( --- instrumental riff --- )
I'm your Doctor Al Franken-Stein,
Welcome to my dream!
( --- instrumental riff --- )
E-lec-toral electrodes whine!
Listen to me scream ---
( --- instrumental riff --- )
--- askin' the wraith, of John Kenneth Gal-braith,
If his brain we can bor-row!
Promising him, that if our guy don't win,
We'll
Re-turn it
Re-turn it
Re-turn it
Tomorrow!
( --- CRESCENDO --- )
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555 brains for you, courtesy of Abby Normal...
You've created a manofpieces masterpiece, Dr. D!
Good title...and quite Mel Brookish...555
Relax, Johnny, have a sedagive (SEDAGIVE?!!)
Thanks Ravyn, JB, AFW, and Agrimorfee.
Wow, impressive work here Johnny D. I didn't realize you were parodying an instrumental until I d/l the MP3 you so kindly provided. A lot of good lines, but "saxophone by Bill Clinton" and the eenie-meenie-mynee-mo were my favorites. 555.
Thanks, Red Ant.
I think I commented on this when it was first posted on the message board, somehow I missed it on here, but let me say it again...WOOOOOWWWWWWW. =O =O =O This is by far one of your best ever, considering it was done to an instrumental, and a rather, shall we say, unconventionally structured one at that. Not to mention it's funny as hell! Shame it's not voted as high as it deserves...you should definitely consider this for SOTM.
Thanks, Cat! I'm thinkin' 'bout it ... heh heh heh ...
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