-> "Desperate Michael"
Original Song Title:
"Desperado"
Original Performer:
The Eagles / Linda Ronstadt
Parody Song Title:
"Desperate Michael"
The Lyrics
Desperate Michael, why don't you come to your senses?
Well your false accusations are getting old now
Oh and you're a liar, making misrepresentations
The things that you're sayin' will be shown wrong, and how
You misquoted Condoleeza leaving out part of her context
She said Saddam was not involved in Nine-One-One
Now you say a Saudi lobbyist has influenced the Bushes
But you left out that he also met Clinton
Desperate Michael, you say you're just like us workers
But you don't know hunger, you're rich and so fat
And freedom, oh freedom, yes that's why we are fighting
Osama would kill you, now how would you like that?
Showed a false Iraq in the pre-war time
To Saddam's bad deeds, Mike, your eyes are blind
Why don't you count the people he had killed?
And you say that cap'talism's bad
Ain't it funny how you love those dollar bills?
Desperate Michael, why don't you come to your senses?
Conspiracy theories about Carlyle Group
They own Loew's Theaters, the outfit showing your movie
You've really given us a doozy
Given us a doozy
You've really given us a doozy
So low did you stoop
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