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Song Parodies -> "Army Of The Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Riders On The Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Army Of The Dead"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

My continued delight with Wendy Christopher's Lord Of The Rings series brings forth yet another LOTR tribute. ;D

Army of The Dead - fills its foes with dread.
Dunharrow's ghastly horde - will battle the Dark Lord.
Only one can bring their cure - the Heir of Isildur.
Army of The Dead.

In the mist they're coming now. Oathbreakers now fulfill their vow,
With Aragorn himself - (and) Legolas the Elf.
They will join in the attacks - with Gimli's deadly ax.
Hear them coming now.

Soon the fleet of the Corsairs - are gonna get some awful scares.
Ghostly horns will blow - spectral banners glow.
But will the weapons bite? No need - they'll die of fright.
Death to the Corsairs.

Tale must be believed. Gondor was relieved.
Now each and ev'ry ghoul - his debt is paid in full.
And with Aragorn's release - the Dead now rest in peace.
Army of The Dead.

Aragorn had led - Army of The Dead.
Hail the Shadow Host! Man cannot fight ghost.

Now where did I leave Arwen's banner? ;D

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Wendy Christopher - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm loving this one - I might be doing a sugary-pop, Generation YouTube version of LOTR, but you're definitely doing the Cool Version, Ribber ;^D Perfect OS that really enhances some great storytelling - a definite 555.
Callmelennie - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Finally! .. an OMROS (Old Man Ribber Original Song) that I recognize. I hold your jest fulfilled! BTW, Wendy is right; this is a good OS for this purpose. I did a very similar parody called "Riders of Rohan" a short while ago. You might have missed it during your one year sabbatical
Old Man Ribber - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Wendy - Thanks...I mean it. ;D
Timmy - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
I remember those scenes - well done Ribber
Rob Arndt - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Not a big fan of LOTR but a good parody always deserves a 555!!! Keep 'em comin' you and Wendy :)
Lifeliver - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
You're so good at these. It's such an evocative, haunting motif for your topic and your Tolkienianian (?) brushstrokes are spot-on. More more.
Dave W. - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Never glib when it's done by Old Rib.......I'm having fun today catching up with everything...

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