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Song Parodies -> "Enraged Wolfman"
Original Song Title:
"L.A. Woman"
Original Performer:
The Doors
Parody Song Title:
"Enraged Wolfman"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Since John A. Barry posted all of those parodies replacing "Woman" with "Wolfman" I decided that I wanted to contribute to that little project with a "Wolfman" parody of my own.
Larry turns into a hound when the full moon is shown
Bones make an awful sound when transforming, Oh gross!
Watch him as he howls at the moon, Like a pro!
That means he’s getting hungry and he sure wants a bite
But he will spit out your bagel!
He’s such a fright!
Don’t try to fight
That’s not too bright
There goes your life!
(Growl! Bark!)
Crazy Wolfman!
Hungry Wolfman!
Insane Wolfman’s
Running after you!
Intense Wolfman’s
Howling at the moon!
Enraged Wolfman’s
Not your average pooch!
Lock up your daughters
Or blood will ooze
Fangs made a bruise! Yowch!
Not caused by booze, booze, booze
Just a full moon! Aarrrroooo!!!
We’re freaked, Your hair keeps growing
Light my torch with fire
I’ll join this mob with pitchforks
To kill you they aspire!
Angry mobs are clichéd
But you’re drooling foam
You’re at large, Now we’re in charge
To destroy the Wolfman!
Throw a bone!
Hear you groan!
Pitchforks pwned!
Twilight zone!
Werewolf’s wild weekend wreckage!
Don’t want a Coke, Blood is your beverage
Mr. Fido’s fightin’
Mr. Fido’s bitin’
Mr. Fido’s slightin’
It is so excitin’!
Mr. Fido’s howlin’
Mr. Fido’s scowlin’
He keeps prowlin’
Got the townsfolk screamin’
Are they nightmare dreamin’?
Or are his fangs gleaming?
Bitin’, bitin’
He’s so fright’nin’, fright’nin
We keep fightin’ fightin’
Thunder and lightnin’ lightnin’
We’re hidin’, hidin’
(Use that gun! Bang! Wooo!!!)
This beast keeps making us frown since the bloodbath won’t slow
He pounced on my spouse when locked up in my home
Need a silver bullet before he slurps us like escargot
He’s one dead little doggy time for a fight!
When he kills it’s distasteful
Knock out his lights
He’s such a fright
Full moon in sight
Before he bites! Yowch!!!
Angry Wolfman!
Scary Wolfman!
Hairy Wolfman!
You’re dead Wolfman!
A killing nutsy Wolfman!
Damn stinking Wolfman!
Hey You! Stop it! Now!
Mangy Wolfman! Quit it!
Bones make an awful sound when transforming, Oh gross!
Watch him as he howls at the moon, Like a pro!
That means he’s getting hungry and he sure wants a bite
But he will spit out your bagel!
He’s such a fright!
Don’t try to fight
That’s not too bright
There goes your life!
(Growl! Bark!)
Crazy Wolfman!
Hungry Wolfman!
Insane Wolfman’s
Running after you!
Intense Wolfman’s
Howling at the moon!
Enraged Wolfman’s
Not your average pooch!
Lock up your daughters
Or blood will ooze
Fangs made a bruise! Yowch!
Not caused by booze, booze, booze
Just a full moon! Aarrrroooo!!!
We’re freaked, Your hair keeps growing
Light my torch with fire
I’ll join this mob with pitchforks
To kill you they aspire!
Angry mobs are clichéd
But you’re drooling foam
You’re at large, Now we’re in charge
To destroy the Wolfman!
Throw a bone!
Hear you groan!
Pitchforks pwned!
Twilight zone!
Werewolf’s wild weekend wreckage!
Don’t want a Coke, Blood is your beverage
Mr. Fido’s fightin’
Mr. Fido’s bitin’
Mr. Fido’s slightin’
It is so excitin’!
Mr. Fido’s howlin’
Mr. Fido’s scowlin’
He keeps prowlin’
Got the townsfolk screamin’
Are they nightmare dreamin’?
Or are his fangs gleaming?
Bitin’, bitin’
He’s so fright’nin’, fright’nin
We keep fightin’ fightin’
Thunder and lightnin’ lightnin’
We’re hidin’, hidin’
(Use that gun! Bang! Wooo!!!)
This beast keeps making us frown since the bloodbath won’t slow
He pounced on my spouse when locked up in my home
Need a silver bullet before he slurps us like escargot
He’s one dead little doggy time for a fight!
When he kills it’s distasteful
Knock out his lights
He’s such a fright
Full moon in sight
Before he bites! Yowch!!!
Angry Wolfman!
Scary Wolfman!
Hairy Wolfman!
You’re dead Wolfman!
A killing nutsy Wolfman!
Damn stinking Wolfman!
Hey You! Stop it! Now!
Mangy Wolfman! Quit it!
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In the groove for Halloween...you mention Larry, the movie character in the original, "Wolfman" films...they were the best in my opinion..Well done, here
Also glad to see homage paid to Lon Chaney, Jr.'s classic Wolfman--always my favorite monster. "Mr. Fido bitin'"!
Oh yeah the 40's "The Wolf Man" is my favorite. I wasn't that big of a fan of the 2010 one.
@Matt- that's because the new one sucked so badly and so did Blood and Chocolate. Underworld rules!!! That's vamps and Lycans. I also find it humorous that Mr. Barry took on a long list of simple Werwolf songs at the same time Herr Arndt had his own Zombie marathon running. Coincidence? FWIW, the Reichist does it better. @Porfle-Oh, and what about The Creature from the Black Lagoon back then? He creeped me out!
@AFW- where's you contribution to all of this Halloween madness? Been missing you ;-)
ADoorsable.
(ABC) Ferocious! Well done wirh the path through the doggy "doors"...LOL
A howling good time for this epic Doors hit. (But, "Pitchforks pwned"??....er...)
(ABC) Coupla pacing mishaps, though maybe thaat's just me being unused to the OS. Nothing really stand-out with the lyrics, TBH, it just seemed like a generic werewolf story to me. Nothing really wrong, it just seemed kinda...bland, sorry.
(ABC) I also found a few pacing stumbles, but overall I was very entertained. Funky little groove, and a funny little parody.
Nice work, I love the idea of replacing the word woman with wolfman...so many posibilities. Nice job with this one!
Missed this the first time around. Thought it might have been a Halloween special. Well done!
(Artistry) See above!
Once in a blue moon which this parody didn't skip out on I bet.
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