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Song Parodies -> "Roadhouse Loos"

Original Song Title:

"Roadhouse Blues"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Roadhouse Loos"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

If you do not know the OS, a low bit-rate MP3 can be found here

Ah, from the size of my load, offhand, it's not ideal
We'd better stop I suppose, or soil my aut'mobile
Swear we'll stop into that roadhouse
Drop what I've concealed
In good time

Out back of the roadhouse they got some bunged commodes
No pucks in the heads now deodorize the flow
No contact with seat'll be wise to 'void microbes

Where's the roll? Ain't no roll...
From the stall, it got stole...
Can't extol missing roll
Wanna roll, odour's strong

There's lotta droll wall scrawl
Must select new stall, a plight...
Goal: all whole roll
To swab my hole
Gee it stunk, alright...

Splashin' dunny! Splashin' dunny!
They got no towels, put up no towels
Shoe's all sh*tty, shoe's all sh*tty
A sight, now...

When new throne adorning, I got filled up with fear
Fella last gone and used it, badly aimed, he could not steer
Ablutions are hurtin', and the crapper's never clear...

Where's the roll? Need a roll...
There's the roll! In the bowl...
Someone's humor is droll...
Wetted roll
Ah, that's quite wrong...

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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Michael Pacholek - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I sincerely hope that this is not the start of a series of "Blues"/"Loos" parodies. Having said that, this is an inspired choice, especially since Jim Morrison apparently recorded most of his vocals for the "L.A. Woman" album in a bathroom. (Why not? Great echo chamber, as doo-wop groups already knew since the mid-Fifties.)
Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff backed me up! 555
Rick C - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny as it passed all the way through. :-)
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
you had me at the title....beautifully written....especially the scat part ...uh, hell, i guess the WHOLE thing was about scat, wasn't it ?
John Barry - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
"bunged commodes," fabuloos sub for "bungalows"!
Ann Hammond - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
So this is what I stalled you two from doing. I think this and my "Bathroom" parody would have went well together.
Peregrin - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Ann : Yes ! You will be glad to know that yours was the inspiration to finish this one off. "Stalled", muwahahaha...! I think that together, they make quite a splash, yes ? :)
mandamoo - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Definitely not crap, definitely not long-winded, poofect ! ;)
Ann Hammond - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad it worked out.
Meriadoc - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone! All these lovely comments is proof that no matter how many intellectually-charged, historically based parodies one writes, in the end, poo still rules - hee hee.
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
No matter how many parodies you write, it never gets boring. Bravo as always. It's too bad you guys are so far apart---your recordings are as fun as your writing--not that long distance recordings can't be done but they don't ever have as much energy--good job though-555
AFW - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
This is definitely not a loo-ser
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
glad you provided the mp3 because I couldn't recall the OS from the title, but of course it's that rollicking old classic - great wordplay M and P, esp "shoes all shitty", and great subbing in bunged commodes - but those microbes'll still get ya - 555
Meriadoc - February 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks again! :-)
wandlimb - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Was this inspired by the story that A. tells about that time in Las Vegas?

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