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Song Parodies -> "My Brick House"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"My Brick House"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

The third little pig's answer to Rick Duncan's anticonstructivist 2005 parody, "Sick House."
Wow, see ma brick
House!
It's mighty tight, see,
Throw ya straw and ya sticks right out!
See, ma brick
House!
That mason stacked,
And ain't a crack,
Wolf, you can lick ma sack!

Now, see ma brick
House!
Well, younga chitlins, listen to ya bro,
This is how the wiener rolls...

Cheap blows, cheap's a karma thang--
How do y'all expect to make it stand, yeah, yeah!
Wolfie, cut loose with ya huff abuse--
With the bricks, mortar-poured, pretty slick,
Cured like a Spanish ham!

'Cause it's ma Pig
House!
Built rightly, tightly,
Much better than a straw hangout!
See, yo' stick
House?
How yo' sticks are slack,
Ya can't relax,
Breeze through a million cracks!

Now, see, ma brick
House!
This paragon of polygons,
Built like a "ham-azon!"

Ma walls load-bear, from roof to base,
Ma bacon's crisp on winter days, yeah, yeah!
Wolf, man, you kill when walls are so thin--
But you cannot mess with ma hairy chin-chin!!

I made a brick
House!
Yeah, ma fortress mighty,
Puff on till yo' lungs give out!
It's ma Pig
House!
This architect
Earns respect,
Frank Gehry genuflects!!

Corbusier, Corbusier had his day, now!
I. M. Pei, I. M. Pei, down!
Corbusier, Corbusier had his day, now!
I. M. Pei, I. M. Pei, down!
Any day, any day now,
A.I.A., A.I.A. now!
Any day, any day now,
A.I.A., A.I.A. now!

Brick
House!
Yeah, Wolf, don't remind me,
How the straw and the sticks worked out!
Frickin' brick
House!
Yeah, chimney's square, but don't ya dare,
Fireworks all up in there, yeah!

Smoke him out, smoke him out, smoke him out now!
Make him howl, make him howl, make him howl now!
Smoke him out, smoke him out, smoke him out now!
Make him howl, make him howl, make him howl now!
Tail is hot, tail is hot, tail is hot now!
Hurts a lot, hurts a lot, hurts a lot now!
In the pot, in the pot, in the pot now!
Tater tots, tater tots, achin'!
Ow, ma brick
House...
©️Bob “R.I.P., I.M.P." Gomez 2019

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