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Song Parodies -> "Mickey Mouse Club Funk"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Mickey Mouse Club Funk"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This is one of those "What if" routines ... What if the Commodores had written the Mickey Mouse Club March
Ow, he's a Mick .... Mouse
He's Disney Dis-nay
Jes letting the kids club out
Yeah, he's a Mick .... Mouse
That Nettie's* stacked and that's a fact
Ain't holding Cubbie back
Ow, he a Mick .... Mouse
They sing together everyone can see
This is how they jamboree

He knows he's got everything
That a rodent needs to lead the band
What does he fear, with those mouseketeers
Darla G, Tommy Cole, Jimmy Dodd oh what a winning hand
Cause he's a Mick .... Mouse
He's Goofy, Goofay
Jes letting the kids hang out
And he's a Mick .... Mouse
He's the one, the only one to make the kids come along

His squeaky voice, infectious cheer
Makes an old man wish to wear mouse ears
He knows he's loved, and knows he's got fame
Sho' nuff to make a strong duck quack his name

Cause he's a Mick .... Mouse
Got Minnie Minnay, just letting his mouse hang out
Yeah, he's a Mick .... Mouse
That Donald's whack, and that's a fact
Ain't holding back his quack

Hold it high, hold it high now
Hold it high, hold it high now
Hold it high, hold it high now
Hold it high, hold it high now
Hey there hi, hey there ho now
Hey there hi, hey there ho now
Hey there hi, hey there ho now
Hey there hi, hey there ho now

Mick .... Mouse
He's Disney, Disnay, just letting the kids club out
He's a Mick .... Mouse
He's the one, the only one, to make the kids sing their song

Clara Cow, Clara Cow, Clara Cow now
Clara Cow, Clara Cow, Clara Cow now
Clara Cow, Clara Cow, Clara Cow now
Clara Cow, Clara Cow, Cow, Cow
Hey there hi, hey there ho, hey there how now
Hey there hi, hey there ho, hey there how now
Hey there hi, hey there ho, hey there how now
Hey there hi, hey there ho, hey there ......

(Here's the reverse "What if", (Known around here as a "smush") What if head mouseketeer Jimmy Dodd had written "Brick House" instead of the "The Mickey Mouse Club March". We'd have the "Bricky House Club March")

Who's the lady in the club that's fine for you and me
B-R-I-C-K-Y ... H-O-U-S-E
Hey there, hi there ho there, she's as stacked as she can be
B-R-I-C-K-Y ... H-O-U-S-E
Bricky House (What a rack!)
Bricky House (What a rack!)
Forever will she shake that thingy down, down! down! down!
Come along you Amazon and drive men to their knees
B-R-I-C-K-Y .. H-O-U-S-E
Bricky House Club
Bricky House Club

We'll go club
We'll watch her dancing
She'll shake it down as we be glancing
All around the hood we're watching

Who's the lady in the club who knows just how to please
B-R-I-C-K-Y ... H-O-U-S-E
Hey there, hi there, ho there drives a strong man to his knees
B-R-I-C-K-Y ... H-O-U-S-E
Bricky House (Holy Crap!)
Bricky House (Holy Crap!)
Forever will she use the stuff she use, Use! Use! Use!
Come along you amazon, who has just everything
B-R-I-C-K-Y ... H-O-U-S-E

Yay, Bricky!
Yay, Bricky!
Yay, Bricky House Club, YAY!
*Annette Funicello, of course

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Lucy Lement - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Great lyrics and pacing! Very funny and clever to write and then reverse the themes for these songs. After writing a few of these songs, I can really appreciate the work it took to get both songs exactly right.
Callmelennie - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Wasn't going to do the reverse smoosh at first, Lucy. But then, some lines for "Bricky House" just popped into my head, and I realized that they were just as funny as the first smoosh, so I decided to finish it.
annimal - September 15, 2016 - Report this comment
double he he
callmelennie - September 16, 2016 - Report this comment
oh my god
Callmelennie - September 16, 2016 - Report this comment
I know I've had some problems remembering things since they hooked me up to that heart lung machine back in October, but for the life of me I cant recall writing "Oh My God" on my own comment thread. And I really have no idea why I would write such a thing, do you CML?
CML - September 16, 2016 - Report this comment
Not a clue, Callmelennie

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