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Song Parodies -> "Black Hole"

Original Song Title:

"Brick House"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Commodores

Parody Song Title:

"Black Hole"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

No, it's not a racist term, but the remnant of a massive star that collapses upon itself.
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap

Ow! It's a black----hole
'Cause if you fall in, just abandon hope
You're at the end of your rope

You know it's got gravity
That will crush you down
If you're sucked in, yeah, yeah
What can you do, you're stuck like glue
Pretty soon, you're a quark, then you're gone, ow,
What a horrid stew

Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap

Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace

Well, it's very small
With density
Which is just about
Infinity, yeah, yeah
They are the scourge of the galaxy
Strong enough to eat up the stars, you and me

Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap

Yow!

You're goin' in, goin' in-now [8x]

Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace

Goin' in, goin' in, goin' in now [7x]
Goin' in, goin' in, goin'

Ow, a black----hole

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Jason - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Good.
McKludge - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad! You'd get all 5s if you varied the choruses a little.
Meriadoc - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Interesting concept for a parody.
John Barry - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody sucked me in. Liked it.
alvin - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
stellar job...even in space, you could hear me laugh

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