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Song Parodies -> "Black Hole"
Original Song Title:
"Brick House"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Commodores
Parody Song Title:
"Black Hole"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
No, it's not a racist term, but the remnant of a massive star that collapses upon itself.
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Ow! It's a black----hole
'Cause if you fall in, just abandon hope
You're at the end of your rope
You know it's got gravity
That will crush you down
If you're sucked in, yeah, yeah
What can you do, you're stuck like glue
Pretty soon, you're a quark, then you're gone, ow,
What a horrid stew
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace
Well, it's very small
With density
Which is just about
Infinity, yeah, yeah
They are the scourge of the galaxy
Strong enough to eat up the stars, you and me
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Yow!
You're goin' in, goin' in-now [8x]
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace
Goin' in, goin' in, goin' in now [7x]
Goin' in, goin' in, goin'
Ow, a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Ow! It's a black----hole
'Cause if you fall in, just abandon hope
You're at the end of your rope
You know it's got gravity
That will crush you down
If you're sucked in, yeah, yeah
What can you do, you're stuck like glue
Pretty soon, you're a quark, then you're gone, ow,
What a horrid stew
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace
Well, it's very small
With density
Which is just about
Infinity, yeah, yeah
They are the scourge of the galaxy
Strong enough to eat up the stars, you and me
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Yikes! It's a black----hole
In the sky a gap, a star collapsed
It's a celestial trap
Yow!
You're goin' in, goin' in-now [8x]
Ow! It's a black----hole
It's mighty fright'ning
'Cause not even light gets out
Ow! It's a black----hole
Yeah, that's the place, the only place
You vanish without a trace
Goin' in, goin' in, goin' in now [7x]
Goin' in, goin' in, goin'
Ow, a black----hole
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Good.
Not bad! You'd get all 5s if you varied the choruses a little.
Interesting concept for a parody.
This parody sucked me in. Liked it.
stellar job...even in space, you could hear me laugh
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