Communications were okay back in nineteen eighty two,
But some geek at AT&T decided we needed somethin' new
Stuck chips in here, and chips in there,
And when they cleaned up the mess
They had a little gadget you could take in your car
Cause it was wireless..and then,
It caught on, and then,
They made 'em cheap, and then
They built 'em lots smaller, and then, and then,
And then, along came phones..
Damned Cell Phones!
Life pausin' phones,
Wreck causin' phones,
Along came all them Damned Cell Phones!

They're scourge of the earth, and it won't be long
Before we're all insane
Everyone you're near, up to their ears,
On the street, a bus, or plane
It kind of makes you wonder what
These people did before
I'd like to grab their phones, and throw 'em up high
Watch 'em smash down on the floor,,and then
You're at a movie, and then
The scene is set, and then
The hero's holdin' the girl in his arms, and then
And then, and then,
A cell phone rings..
Damned Cell Phones!
Scene stealin' phones,
Loud squealin' phones.
I hate all them Damned Cell Phones!

At school, in the hall, at church, in the mall,
They're everywhere you know
Get 'em on the net at a special price
No account..pay as you go...
I believe they're alien robots and planning a big attack
I tell ya' sometimes it makes me so mad,
I almost feel like takin' mine back! ..and then,
I think twice, and then,
Can't find my cell, and then
I almost tear the place apart, and then,
And then, and then,
I hear it ring..
My Cell Phone!
Sweet talkin' phone
Chat walkin' phone
Can't live without my Damned Cell Phone!
Can't live without that Damned Cell Phone!