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Song Parodies -> "Jedi Knights (Attack of the Clones)"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Nights"

Original Performer:

The Cast of "Grease"

Parody Song Title:

"Jedi Knights (Attack of the Clones)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Jedi training, had me a blast
Jedi training, he learned so fast
Met a girl, she was a queen
Met a guy, he was a teen
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
Jedi ways filling the days
Of all of the Jedi Knights

Yoda Yoda Yoda says
Obi-wan, Obi-wan
To Kamino with you
Anakin, Anakin
Take the queen to Naboo

On Kamino, I found some clones
Amadala, see how I've grown
Jango Fett, he got away
Mama Shmi, needs me today
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
No delay, into the fray
Because we are Jedi Knights

Yoda Yoda Yoda says
I can sense, I can sense
That there's trouble ahead
Feeling tense, feeling tense
That the dark side will spread

Geonosis, fought flying bugs
Found my mother, got a last hug
I was caught, Dooku was there
I was fraught, no one was spared
[Obi-wan and Anakin]
Life gets rough, gotta be tough
To live like a Jedi Knight

Jar-Jar Binks, Jar-Jar Binks
Taking the Senate floor
Jar-Jar Binks, Jar-Jar Binks
Now there's gonna be war

I was handcuffed, tied to a post
[Anakin and Padme]
We were handcuffed, guess we're all toast
[Count Dooku]
Turn the beasts loose on all three
[Mace Windu]
You should cease and set them all free
In the stands, weapons in hand
Are all of us Jedi Knights

Yoda's here, Yoda's here
With an army of clones
Yoda's here, Yoda's here
Now you're gonna be pwned

[Obi-wan and Anakin]
We fought Dooku, he whipped us good
Yoda saved us, you knew he would
Almost more than I could stand
But I got this cool new hand
I've foreseen all of these scenes
There'll soon be no Jedi Knights

It's a war, it's a war

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Total Votes: 4

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Jeff Reuben - January 30, 2020 - Report this comment
This is fantastic!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - January 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Rex - January 31, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and Dr.O. May the farce be with you.
Claude Prez - February 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Awesome job as usual Rex - stuff like this is the only reason to still lurk here occasionally
Rex - February 02, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude!

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