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Song Parodies -> "The Goldberg Bunch Theme"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch Theme"

Original Performer:

The Brady Bunch

Parody Song Title:

"The Goldberg Bunch Theme"

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The Lyrics

Wrote this in honor of all the lovely ladies out there who's parents didn't approve of my roman catholic upbringing... all in jest!
Here's the story
Of a Jewish lady
Who was bringing up three very jappy girls
All of them had credit cards
Like their mother
The oldest one's was gold

Here's the story
Of a man named Goldberg
With his three boys they ran a jewelry store
They had fancy cars and lots of extra money
But yet they wanted more

Then one day the jewish lady met the Goldbergs
He invited all the ladies out for lunch
But his stupid sons got all the girls pregnant
He said "oyy vey" and they formed The Goldberg Bunch

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Old Mensch Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Oy, such a song! ;D
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I happen to be Roman Catholic myself. Anyways, great work emulating this theme song! I could imagine this song made into a video someday! Ah, the life of the rich and famous! Love "The oldest one's was gold" line in your song as well as the Goldberg sons getting the Jewish girls pregnant. That's something. 555's and Mazel Tov!
Phil Nelson - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I like it

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