Talking to you, From a city road
Weird ideas, I got a bus load
And when you read it, you find something
So be patient, 'cause It's coming

I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man

Get what I want, what the hey
just going crazy, every night and day
So honey, bee, see a vet
'cause you ain't seen insane yet

I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man

I was caught up, on a side street
Learned how to use, crazy to rhythm beat
Hey, I was educated, from good, Woodstock
When I read comics I just can't stop

I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man

Grab a board, now try to hang ten
Might be hard, why don't you try the iroin
Ya, ya ya ya!
I'm absurd man, My name is Ann, Yes Ann I am, Green Eggs And Ham, Can you smell spam? Did you use Pam? That's a trash can, big Weird Al fan, keep on go'an