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Song Parodies -> "Dancing Without Any Rhythm"
Original Song Title:
"Walking In Rhythm"
Original Performer:
The Blackbyrds
Parody Song Title:
"Dancing Without Any Rhythm"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
This one is dedicated to all the pace-o-philes out there. I can almost smell
the ones.........
the ones.........
Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
Flailin' all around
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
Maybe I should go home....
Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
It's my first time at this nightclub--
I'm drunk and so very white--
The expert dancers all say,
"Dude, it's not your night.....
Dude, it's not your night!"
My partners tend to avoid me--
They all go outside to smoke--
I never see them come back,
I'm a dancin' joke....
I'm a dancin' joooooooooke!
Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Let's gang up and hit 'im!")
Flailin' all around
("Ready--Set--Pound!")
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
("Damn, this creep is buggin' me!")
Tryin' to feel the funk
("Get your damn elbows outta ma face, turkey!")
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Think we oughta lynch 'im?")........
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
Flailin' all around
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
Maybe I should go home....
Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
It's my first time at this nightclub--
I'm drunk and so very white--
The expert dancers all say,
"Dude, it's not your night.....
Dude, it's not your night!"
My partners tend to avoid me--
They all go outside to smoke--
I never see them come back,
I'm a dancin' joke....
I'm a dancin' joooooooooke!
Dancin' without any rhythm
Movin' like a clown
Stinkin' up the disco floor
Tryin' to feel the funk
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Let's gang up and hit 'im!")
Flailin' all around
("Ready--Set--Pound!")
Steppin' and clappin' off-beat
("Damn, this creep is buggin' me!")
Tryin' to feel the funk
("Get your damn elbows outta ma face, turkey!")
I'm dancin' without any rhythm
("Think we oughta lynch 'im?")........
©Bob "Allá En El Disco Grande" Gomez 2004
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i feel your pain---and Mari feels mine when I dance.
I can soo relate to this! My physical sense of rhytm is sub zero (think Bambi on ice). But luckily for me that´s something I share with almost every man in my country. One of the biggest hits here during the last ten years was called "I Never dance when I´m sober), probably because of the I-can-relate-factor.
Ah-HA! So YOU'RE the "Boogie Man", Gomez Addams.
And I can't shake it off! I'm glad at least three people actually remember this song..d;:^)
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