Song Parodies -> "Joe's Talkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jive Talkin'"

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Original Performer:

"Joe's Talkin'"

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The Lyrics

Joe Biden

Joe's talkin', he's tellin' his lies
Joe's talkin', hot air liberalized
Joe's talkin', from his neighborhood yeah
Joe's talkin', as only Joe could

Older child, he'll never know
Just what he's seen to be
Older child, so out of touch
He's gonna breakaway from memory

Old huckster Joe's talkin', he's tellin' his lies
Hood lovin' , still gets televised
So funny, deceives all the way
Old huckster Joe's talkin', can't keep him awake

So unplugged, he's no good
Speaking with no cues
There he goes, he's been socialized
Leaving him lookin' like a love struck fool

Old huckster Joe's talkin', he's tellin' his lies
Joe's talkin', hot air liberalized
Joe's talkin', from his neighborhood
Joe's talkin', as only Joe could

You know that dumb talkin' is old party line
Joe's talkin', just isn't prime time
And when his numb body is hung out to dry
You'll know that Joe's talkin' was just suicide

Joe's talkin', he's tellin' his lies
Hood lovin', still gets televised
So funny, deceives all the way
Old huckster Joe's talkin' can't keep him awake

You know that dumb talkin' is old party line
Joe's talkin', just isn't prime time
And when his numb body is hung out to dry
You'll know that Joe's talkin' was just suicide

Joe's talkin', Joe's talkin'

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The Bard of Avon - September 21, 2020 - Report this comment

This was the unkindest cut of all, for when Dementia Joe saw these lyrics .. OS cheesiness, far stronger than semantic content, quite vanquished him .. And burst his sundowning brain.

Jared - September 21, 2020 - Report this comment

Up yours Randy!

Phil Ossifer - September 21, 2020 - Report this comment

That's the way to stand up for ol' Joe, Jared! But you've got to be more assertive. Maybe you can edit your post and call Randy a ...(reads teleprompter) ...a dog faced pony soldier.

Randy Hearn - September 21, 2020 - Report this comment

Thanks Jared, makes my day to piss off a liberal loon like you!

Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2020 - Report this comment

The debates will show that Joe knows what he's talking about, and that Dumb Donald is SO dumb.

Phil Ossifer - September 22, 2020 - Report this comment

Hey Michael, if you can type quickly, maybe you can get a job providing answers on his teleprompter for the, ummm, you know, for the thing. Is it true that Gordon Lightfoot offered his campaign the use of his song "Sundown"? : )

Libby - September 23, 2020 - Report this comment

^^Gord's Canadian, so who cares?

Libby - September 23, 2020 - Report this comment

Why I'm named Libby? Becuz I'm a libtard!

SPANK THAT DONNIE DOUCHEBAG! - October 01, 2020 - Report this comment

Shut up, man.

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