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Song Parodies -> "I Have To Poop"

Original Song Title:

"I Me Mine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Have To Poop"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

While writing this
I have to poop, have to poop, have to poop
It will come out
Looking like soup, like soup, like soup
Now I'm frightened to take it
Everyone's scared of it
But I must be strong this time
All through the day, I've had to go

Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop

Oh, Mr Mouse
I have to poop, have to poop, have to poop
So why am I writing this?
When I have to poop, have to poop, have to poop
Eating pigs in a blanket
While on the internet
It will come out while I drink the wine
All through the day, I drink vines

Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop
Oh poopy poop

All I can think about
I me your's, I me your's, I me your's,
Is Seth McFarlane's left eye
Adam West, Adam West, George Lopez
No one can make it
They only fake it
Blowing my brain all the time

Oh, Mr Sandman
Please by mine

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   8

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Richard Skidmark - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Squirting you some 5's
Willie - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Another great parody from the master!
Betty - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
You're amazing!
NC - August 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Totally funny! One of my favorite parodies I've ever read on here!
Beatles Fan 4687 - November 28, 2021 - Report this comment
More people have to read this! Only found it now but it's genius

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