Song Parodies -> "On My Fourth Iraqi Tour"

Original Song Title:

"Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

"On My Fourth Iraqi Tour"

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The Lyrics

This is my ode to all the soldiers and Marines who thought they could come home by now. I've never served, but I can imagine how I'd feel, and how some of them feel, to be sent back. You all have my respect.

**spoken** Called up, called up for yet another Iraqi tour – get on the plane!

Called up! Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (I am not elated) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (To be reactivated) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!

I’m on my fourth Iraqi tour, I hope I don’t get blown away
Hope I don’t get blown away

Called up! Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (Sick of driving old HumVees) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (Its a hundred-twelve degrees) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!

I’m on my fourth Iraqi tour, I am under fire every day
I’m under fire every day!

Abandon Ship!

AAAUUUGH! Not another Iraqi tour!
Called up! Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (I am stuck on station) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!
Called up! (I met my obligations!) Called up, my fourth Iraqi tour!

I’m on my fourth Iraqi tour, I've little choice but to obey
LIttle choice but to obey!

I'm on our fourth Iraqi tour, and my spouse is so far away
My spouse is so far away!
I feel betrayed!

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Michael Pacholek - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

The reason you feel betrayed is because you were, by your commander-in-chief. Here's a five-day pass. (Interestingly enough, the security code for this comment was "7US." Coincidence?)

Anti - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

Actually, it's the media that's stabbing our troops in the back. Give soldiers the right to shoot anyone caught embedding with the terrorists, and they won't mind going back to Iraq all that much.

Below Average Dave - May 09, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm glad this is just a parody, but I have two friends who have been back for last than 3 months who have both been called back up, and they are very upset about it, because they are both married and want to be home with their children

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