Song Parodies -> "Dryer Sheet"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

"Dryer Sheet"

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The Lyrics

Hey! I've accidentally written my second parody that starts The Beatles Laundry Collection!

When I put my pants in to the dryer, mother always comes to me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
I'm moving clothes out of the washer she stands right in front of me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet

And when my soakin laundry enters dryer they all do agree
Give us one of those Bounce, Dryer Sheets
ALL though socks may be parted, sometimes I can match maybe three
And stuck in my laundry, dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
Dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet, dryer sheet
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet

And when the night is cold and there is still a load of my laundry
Wait until tomorrow, leave it be
When I take my shirts out of the washer, mother always comes to me
Don't forget to use a dryer sheet
SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, aaah! SHUT UP! please
That's my final answer, SHUT UP! please
SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, SHUT UP! please, aaah! SHUT UP! please
That's my final answer, SHUT UP! please

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Jason - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Fantastic effort Ann. Why use a dryer at all? Whats wrong with old-fashioned clothes pegs? Ah what the hell, 555s for you.

alvin rhodes - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

admiring your dry humor

Ann Hammond - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Jason and alvin

Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Great twist. "Laundry collection" - cool theme idea. Launder these Fives.

Meriadoc - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Ann, this was delightful! :-D

PMS - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Bouncing you some fives

Yoidy - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Whisper words of softness -- 5 dryer sheets!

AFW - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Clever use of a unique theme

Ann Hammond - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks TT, Meri, PMS, Yoidy, and AFW

Adagio - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Wish I could 'accidentally' write any parody. This was funny and a new look to the OS (well, it has been washed) 5's

Ann Hammond - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio

Annie - September 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Good one Ann :) 555. Here we don't have a dryer. We have to use clothes pegs to hang our stuff to dry (landlord is cheap though I can't blame them. They're a young family paying their mortgage so they have to rent out their house to help pay it. Plus hanging it to dry helps save money. It's a pain but effective. As long as our underwear, etc is clean I don't care). I see how your mom nagging you to use a dryer sheet can be annoying though.

James - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment

Girl, this isn't freakin' Little House on the Prairie! Save up for a dryer, or at least a used dryer. Don't they have a used appliance place where you live? Or for that matter, a laundromat?

Annie - September 27, 2015 - Report this comment

We live underneath a young family who are in their 20s so they have one washer for themselves, my husband and I and the other family that lives in the house to share. They are Chinese and they want to save money, so they don't want to buy a dryer so everybody hangs everything. Believe it or not, no there isn't a laundromat anywhere around. My husband and I were looking into that and no, none anywhere. So we are stuck with this method until we move, whenever that is. *shrug* Meh. We live in Toronto too, so that's the weird part. There are usually laundromats everywhere but not in this area where we are.

Ann H - September 28, 2015 - Report this comment

Sometimes my mom just annoys me a little like this parody says. Earlier today she really got me upset. She makes assumptions that are not true and she'll tell me something, but I'd have to be able to read her mind to be able to really know what she wants to say to me. I felt much better after coming here earlier to check my new parody. I do feel like people care about me here. Living with my mom sometimes feels like ----.

Annie - September 30, 2015 - Report this comment

I'm really sorry Ann :( People do care about you here

Greg and Steve - October 02, 2015 - Report this comment

Someone start a collection going so Annie can get a dryer!!!

Ann - October 03, 2015 - Report this comment

Now to everyone who has no drier I will donate some money

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