Song Parodies -> "Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"Let it Be"

Original Performer:

"Mammaries"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

In an early gaff of strife and trouble
God Almightly blundered, He
Dreamed up Eve and gave her mammaries
And ever since, in starkness
Some upstanding, tight, and some hang free
Peaky perts impressed 'em, mammaries
Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, mammaries
Eve made use of fig leafs '2 & 3'

To get a job at Hooters; tweeters
Will not do, need lotus peaks
Womanly enhancers, mammaries
For cleavaged, or well parted, knockers
Hooters, breasts or small and twee
Best you keep your hands off mammaries
Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, mammaries
Girls' bigger than man's are, mammaries

Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, mammaries
Vista'd perks arisen, mammaries

Blouse bun-nies, slopes for skis, bazoomies - they're mammaries
Buffers, buds or bristols, mammaries

Oh mourn the plight of dowdy
Maidens: willow-flat, not bosomy
Padding must they borrow, mammaries
When milky quite profoundly oozing
Udders are nutritiony
Leaking curds of calcium, mammaries
Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, they're mammaries
There will be men glancers, mammaries
Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, (stare!) mammaries
Fair of skin, or tanned ones, mammaries
Mammaries, mammaries, mammaries, they're mammaries
His reward for femdom, mammaries

The
Sound Recordings of Merry & Pippin

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Royce Miller - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Let em flop. (not you two)

John Barry - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

An enjoyable permambulation down mammary lexicon.

Adagio - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Teehee! Fresh out of puns here, but I'm always glad to see you two and your parodies. :) 5's

alvin rhodes - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

so beautiful, i wept...5s

Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

And you know this from personal experience? Welcome back, you... uh... two!

Red Ant - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody, I think though that one of you was thinking too much about mammaries whilst submitting; typo in the title and your website link is broken (irrelevant really, just an observation). ;-)

Peregrin - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Oops! Wonder which of us cannot spell? Here's a hint, it was the other one! :)

Meriadoc - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Mammer, mammar - whatever.. ;-D

As for the URLs - the pages changed and all I did was paste in the html code; for some reason when you click on it all the brackets have moved about to the wrong places... :-(

Peregrin - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah! But we DID manage to spell it correctly 36 times during the parody!

mandamoo - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Udderly brilliant as usual !!!

carol - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

bravo! well done 5's

CeramicsFanatic - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Good effort, guys! :)

nally - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Karen?? I didn't know you visited this site as well. :o :o

As for the parody, I thought it was so-so. :-\\

Mr. X - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't think there was any need for a triple one vote here. I think this is a fine parody, so I will vote triple fives, which will hopefully boost the ratings on this.

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