When I find myself with overactive bladder,
Mother Charmin comes to me.
Speaking words of wisdom: "Let her pee!"
And in my hour of gym class,
My young teacher will ignore my pleas.
My bladder's friggin' explodinglet me pee!

Let me pee, let me peeLet me pee, let me pee!
Guide me to the washroom, let me pee!

And when the toilet-deprived people
Living in the world can pee
There will be a bathroom: let them pee!
For though they may have farted,
There is still a chance to go po-tty.
There will be a bathroom, with T.P.

Let them pee, let them peeLet us pee, let us pee!
Yeah, there will be a washroom; let us pee.
Let them pee, let them peeLet us pee, yeah, let us pee!
Whisper words of wisdom, "Let them pee!"

(Instrumental break)

Let them pee, let them peeLet us pee, yeah, let us pee!
Whisper words of wisdom, "Let them pee!" (eeeee)

And when the stall is smelly,
There is still a sound that comforts me:
Flushing down the toilet, "cause I peed.
I wake up with a lighter stomach;
Mother Charmin returns to me.
Speaking words of wisdom, "She just peed." (eeee)

Let us pee, let us pee (x 2)
There will be a washroom; let us pee! (eeee)
Let us pee, let us pee (x 2)
Shitters, we will smell them, so let us pee! (eeeeeee)


Eeeeeend song.