Song Parodies -> "PSP"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"PSP"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Okay, I'm gonna get loads of flames for profaning the reigh of the PSP, but here goesKeep in mind, this is all exaggeration of fact, and if I had the money, I probably would buy one....

PSP
Goes through batteries like Cheech through weed,
Ran for half an hour, then charged for three,
Oh, I despise my PSP

PSP
Stick got bent at level seventy
Couldn't triumph o'er my enemies
Nor save, so now I'm level three

My screen had a crack, and the black is rubbing away
Loading takes too long, something's wrong, I wanna play!

PSP
Cost as much as my old SUV
But it won't get me from A to B
And mileage is a mockery

Why it has to blow, I don't know, it broke in half
I am not that strong, now I long for NGB

PSP
Take away the "S' and what d'you see?
There's more dead pixels than a cemet'ry
Oh, I despise my PSP

Mmmmm, iniquity

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Dominic L. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody, I'd rather stick to my mp3 player instead of a videogame console

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Hallo Cheezmeister, here's a tip, when you introduce an abbr. (abbreviation), especially in an intro like this, spell it out in parentheses so that there are now misunderstandings about what it stands for. Here it took me quite a while to figure out that this parody was about Paint Shop Pro. ;-)

Cheezmeister - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Okay, thanks. I guess i kinda thought it was obvious 'cos I'm an obsessed gamer! If PSP left you wondering, NGB probly did too. NGB stands for New Game Boy and is one of the many aliases for the Nintendo Revolution (their next console) , from speculation that it may be portable. Thanks for the input!

Kat - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

(arches her eyebrow inquisitively)

jack tohmpson - November 12, 2005 - Report this comment

games are bad mkay and now i hav proof in this hilarious paradoy your saying psp. psp = lsd? this song is obviously full of sex and drug refrences and video games turned you to them.

Rollin' - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Very interesting read. I find that to be a very interesting parody. Though it could have been a little more focused. Props if anyone knows who I am. ^_~

teh meZ0rZ - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment

*dances to zsong when suddenly, boom box breaks* *looks aat boombox to see tha it has a labe that says "Sony"* *throws boom box off empire state building. then the eiffel tower. then out of a plane into the ocean*

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