well, i find my blood begin to bubble
brother...what a travesty
someone else has butchered "let it be"
and when i do some searching
there are forty versions that i see
seems that all the world's done "let it be"

"bearded fleas"..."let it bleed"..."let me sleep"..."let it pee"
yes, everyone has tackled "let it be"

and when they're taking on the beatles
other folks may disagree
how could you do that to "let it be" ?
and though the band's departed
they would scream and rant, if they could see
how the people mangled "let it be"

"twenty-three"..."smelly tree"..."allergies"..."kenny g."
they've wrecked paul mc cartney's "let it be"

"christmas tree"..."toast for me"..."howard dean"..."dentistry"
look what folks have done to "let it be"

"let aunt bee"..."tickle me"..."g.o.p."..."l.s.d."
why can't people learn to let it be

now, don't start getting rowdy
and don't try to pick a fight with me
go ahead and borrow "let it be"
go think up new words to the music
that will be just fine with me
realized i'm doing "let it be"

"a.c.t."..."jeopardy"..."parody"..."write in c"
even i have ruined "let it be"

"bath oil beads"..."mondegreen"..."lefties be"..."its just me"
now, there's one entitled "let it be"