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Song Parodies -> "Cocoa Bro"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Cocoa Bro"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about Barack's recent island vacation
Aruba, Jamaica ooh he wants to take a
Bermuda, Bahama vacation for Obama
Key Largo, Montegro yes he's gone to

Withhold the White House keys
There's no place for Cocoa Bro
That's where he wanna go, send him a black ball

Michelle's in the sand
Liberal blacks settling in the land
And they surely love
That sound of a steel drum band
Along with Cocoa Bro

Aruba, Jamaica - his taxes will break ya
Bermuda, Bahama - we don't want nobama
Key Largo, Montegro - we don't need no Negro

Ooh they came down to see the Cocoa Bro
He speaks so fast
Are ya listenin' yo?
That's right, he gotta go
Cause he's a Cocoa Bro

To Martinique - he's hot in Mozambique

He went Germany
And spoke some philosophy
And now I'll try - a little bit of travesty

After convention night
Barack and Michelle fight
That creepy duke of a guy
Gonna be high and dry
That's the Cocoa Bro

Aruba, Jamaica - his taxes will break ya
Bermuda, Bahama - we don't want nobama
Key Largo, Montegro - we don't need no Negro

McCain's gonna take you down, you Cocoa Bro
Barack speaks fast
Are you listening yo?
That's right, he gotta go
Cause he's a Cocoa Bro

Poor black prince - The Obamas are wimps

Everybody knows
There's no place for Cocoa Bro
Now if he wanna go
To Balkan Montenegro
Go down to Kosovo

Aretha, Jamaica ooh they gonna take ya
Shaniqua, La Quanda come on hoochie mamas
Embargo, Libido - Bill wanna go

Down to Kokomo
He'll get off fast
And then he'll grab a ho
Along with the Cocoa Bro

Levitra, Viagra - ooh he gonna take ya
With Jameka, La Rhonda - come on darky mama
Key Largo, Montegro

That's where they gonna go
Along with the Cocoa Bro

Cocoa - with a touch of cream

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 11

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 5   7

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The One's Guy - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
What you did with this 80s song does not make sense as a whole, so I had to give you my signature vote. I've seen poo parodies that are more interasting than this. Now have a nice day
Andria - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with the Ones guy about the sense of this parody. I have seen work by Dr Music that was more interesting than this, and I don't agree one bit with your views of President Obama, nor do I appreciate your calling him "Cocoa Bro". 1s.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria- It's always so lovely to hear from you! Thanks for the 1's! I'm glad that you didn't like this parody. It just proves that I've still got it! If I've managed to anger the left, than I'm just doing my job. It also shows just how petty the leftists are when they get offended by the term "Cocoa Bro". I didn't know that a comparison between the president and a chocolate beverage could cause such a controversy. Lighten up, Andria darling!
Andria - April 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Why thank you for the nice compliments, Linda Terhune. (At least I think it's you)
Gebbie Dibson - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
I've been thinking that too. And the Ones Guy is right, this OS is 80's, not 70's. More proof that this author has a QI in the dingle-sigits!

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