Song Parodies -> "I'm Starting To Become Unglued"

Original Song Title:

"I Only Want To Be With You"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Starting To Become Unglued"

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The Lyrics

Portrait of a VERY bad day....

It's all the things they do that make my temper blow
It festers all inside me I can't let it go
So don't get me started
I'm DEFCOM 3
I.R.S. is coming out to audit me
I'm always getting screwed
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

My savings has the value of a dozen eggs
Got bitten by a spider and have swollen legs
Just got a girlfriend
Could this be bliss?
Did you know Mono could be caught from just one kiss
I'm sick now with the flu
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

I bought face cream for me
My looks I thought I could enhance
It worked but I just developed
Some boils they need to lance

Read the warning

Lost my winning ticket I'm no millionaire
My face is breaking out and giving lepers scares
Now I needed calming
Tried a new tea
Side effect is that my skin is turning green
I'm a sea monster view
I'm Starting To Become Unglued
My ego's so abused
I'm Starting To Become Unglued

Cops stopped my car to see
If I'd buy a PBA chance
I said drop dead don't hassle me
My fines need high finance

I need a lawyer

I just need to sleep away this hellish day
Showered and got rid of all the pepper spray
My bed is my fortress
Pillow I miss
Could anything spoil my true moment of bliss

Insomnia I'm screwed
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!
No matter what I do
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!
I bid you fond adieu
I'm Starting To Become Unglued!

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Christie Marie M - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Sometimes I have days like this. Hope 555's will make the best of your very bad day!

Mark Scotti - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks again, Christie!

2Eagle - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

You didn't say wheather or not your bed was short sheeted or grasshoppers got into wour house.

Leo Keough - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

As one who wakes up to many a bad day, I say "Hooray, many fives should come your way!"

TJC - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice counterpoint/follow-on to your "Stuck in the Middles With Glue" a few days ago...

Andy Primus - March 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Great parody, especially liked the eggs/legs bit but I think I'll stick with the Dusty Springfield version

H53 - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Hi guys. Was out late last night, sooo a belated thanks to: 2Eagle, leo. TJ & Andy! You're right Andy, Dusty rules!!!

Mark Scotti - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Now, I really am starting to become unglued! The H53 comment of thanks was from me. I put the stupid security code in for my name...

Phil Alexander - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Wonderful - didn't realize that the Bay City Rollers had done this song, too... based my two on the Tourists version. Hope life gets better for you :-)

Mark Scotti - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Phil!

adagio - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

What a day you had!! Here are some 5's...they'll probably get lost. lol

Mark Scotti - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio!!!

Tommy Turtle - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

"put the stupid security code in for my name..." Wow, that *is* a bad day! .. too bad couldnt'a worked it in the song! TMGLTM, waay overcoming teensy pace glitch or two (or maybe BCR sung it differently) so no spider-nits there, but isn't it "DEFCON"? lol. Great spin, and Dusty Rules! ... (can't modern musicians make up their own songs? seems half are remakes from 50s-60s-70s.) 555

Mark Scotti - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks T. Bay City did pace it a little differently, and you're right about the DEFCON. My bad....

John Barry - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Just saw this. It's stuck in my mind.

Mark Scotti - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Thanks, John!!!

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