-> "Insects Are Fried"
Original Song Title:
"Isn't It Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Insects Are Fried"
The Lyrics
Munching on bugs
Are the last things my teeth want to gri-ind
Moldy food full of moths
Down my throat
Musta lost my mi-ind
(Diner here is flies-cream cones)
Wasps frying, Beetles dried
(Plethora of bee drones)
Or weevils in baked pies
(I couldn't stop myself because)
I can't even try
I'm live upon 'Fear Factor'
Suggestions tell me to go chomp UPON THESE GUYS!!!
Cat Flea!
Insects Are Fried!!!
(Whiz* Spray with lice is across my plate)
(Swallowing bugs isn't all that great)
Insects are fried
(Pepperm-ants prime, much worse things I've ate)
(Potato bugs: Sour cream, and baked)
I've ate crickets in pasta and stew
Thursday Night
Tonight instead a cock-roast
Feeding me for dessert dust mites
(Feeling like I'm that Timon)
The Lion King guy
(Got munchies since I'm stoned)
So pass the fireflies
(I want to hear some Sting, because)
What's this I spy?
These hornets spell disaster
Want some cocoons, with a 'butter' taste inside
Aphid!
Insects are Fried!!!
Insects are fried, or are they saut'ed
For a Mantis bug, I've already prayed
Insects are fried, munch on these termites
Splintered my tongue, on these taste bites'
A meal of worms makes eyes dart
On the boat of my fishing crew
This lightening bug, shake n' baked
Or Monarchs filleted will do
(Bumblebees are good for bones)
Thus plenty I buy
(Cicadas top the salad bars)
With maggots on side
(Then I drink my brew)
On some earwigs I bite
I'd really like some answers
To the questionable tastes that I like
Yum! Yum!
Insects are Fried!
(Insects are fried, food from shop for bait)
(From shop for bait)
I like them fried
(Eat Chinese grub with chop-walkingsticks)
(A five star rate)
Oooh, yeah
I like them fried
(Insects fried, there a food more great?)
(A food more great)
They must be fried
(Suckers with worms I salivate)
They oughta be fried
(Ants with chocolate I'm popping eight)
They must be fried
(These bugs I ate)
(Chewing these bugs is quite awfully great)
(Insects fried are upon my plate)
(Insects fried good food for date)
(Losing your lunch may correlate)
(Insects fried helps to lose weight)
[Ex-oskeleton-setera]
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