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Song Parodies -> "Wanglin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Rambllin' Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"Wanglin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

WANGLE: to obtain something by cleverly manipulating someone
Wanglin’ Man by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Lord, I was born a wanglin’ man.
Best way to make a livin’, manipulating fans.
And when it comes to griftin’, I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a wanglin’ man.

Well, my father was a hustler down in Queens.
And he got on the wrong side of the law
By not renting flats to poor and colored folks
But only to whites of the bourgeois.

Lord, I was born a wanglin’ man.
Best way to make a livin’, manipulating fans.
And when it comes to griftin’, I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a wanglin’ man.

Goin’ to a New York city courthouse,
Covering up porn star payment money.
Dozin’ during jury selection, and hopin’
Whoever gets picked thinks the world of me.

Lord, I was born a wanglin’ man.
Best way to make a livin’, manipulating fans.
And when it comes to griftin’, I hope you’ll understand
That I was born a wanglin’ man.

Lord, I was born a gambling’ man,
Lord, I was born a scramblin’ man.
Lord, I was born a janglin’ man.
Lord, I was born a wanglin’ man.

Copyright 2024 by Jeffrey Moran

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