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Song Parodies -> "Squeezin' All Our Buns"

Original Song Title:

"Seasons in the Sun"

Original Performer:

Terry Jacks

Parody Song Title:

"Squeezin' All Our Buns"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

What a joy! This was fun/ Doing "Seasons In The Sun"/ But the price was a crime/ from the three best of all time
Hello cohorts it’s great to be
Here at this cafe/deli/bakery
We make lots of things to eat
And that church across the street
Sure does seem to like our meat

Uh-oh my friends it’s time to pray
That this one priest will quickly go away
He la la loves our pa-ni-nis
Says that Sunday it would please
Him to see us on our knees

But oh joy, it’s the nuns
And they’re squeezin’ all our buns
But they’re not finished yet
Now they’re fondling our baguettes

Sisters we’ve got a lot of bread
So if you have a mind to raise the dead
In leavened heaven shall be thou
It will make you all say wow
Our buns are really sticky now

Father, I hope you’ll pray for me
I won’t be visiting your rectory
Thou I know how great thou art
I like your sister a la carte
And she’s feeling like a tart

Boy oh boy, it’s the nuns
And they’re squeezin’ all our buns
And they’d like to inform
Us they’d like their muffins warm

Endless joy, it’s the nuns
And they’re squeezin’ all our buns
And the soup they would try
Is the Cream of Sum Yung Gai

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Pacing: 2.2
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 8

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Peter Andersson - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Think I've been to that place - they were all out of banana walnut cake and raisin-bread because of some church picnic delivery.

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