-> "Reason To Be Shunned"
Original Song Title:
"Seasons In The Sun"
Parody Song Title:
"Reason To Be Shunned"
The Lyrics
So now we're getting sexual ed,
We'll know about sex since we are nine or ten
Together we'll for A's and B's
Learn of love and STD's,
Get taught how to use our pees.
Also the teacher's gonna say
It matters not if someone is a gay,
That we should never curse and swear
At gay couples anywhere
- Not our business we don't care!
Innocence, now undone,
Let the children have their fun,
Play with toys and trees climb
Not have sex before it's time
Not all the people do agree
It is the best thing for their family
They fear it won't take very long
Till the children get it wrong
And the boys start wearing thongs
The Church then said we gotta try
To stop that madness or we'll when we die
End up with burns from flames in Hell
Where the evil-doers dwell
And, you know, it won't be well
Can't you see, what you've done
Hell is hotter than the sun
And that's where you'll be in
If you dont say "jerking's sin"
Every priest, every nun,
All protesting, all like one
Dont let kids to find out
What the sex is all about
The kids, we want em ignorant
About the things that they have in their pants
Don't ever touch that wicked thing,
Never think of pleasure ring,
And let em know the kids storks bring
Come on believers, don't trust lies
Sex ed is just communism in disguise
Now holy Church will soon declare
Antichrist's the one who'd dare
To let his child take lessons there
Every priest, every nun,
All were very very stunned
At the things schools would teach
To the kids to whom they preach
But in fact there's just one
Subject's reason to be shunned
'Cause the priests, they all fear
Of the things the kids might hear
Because then, kids would run
When they know what priest had done
That in fact it was wrong
When the priest played with his dong
Pedophiles had their fun,
But now they should only run,
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