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Song Parodies -> "Delta Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Delta Dawn"

Original Performer:

Tanya Tucker

Parody Song Title:

"Delta Bound"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Delta bound,
Pat me up and pat me down,
Let those bloodhounds sniff and nibble gentle bites
Just like a bird, I'll perch
Ultimate goal's a full cavity search,
I get off, gettin' on these airline flights..

I'll book planes, no particular destination
Hooked on frisk, and se-cur-i-ty sensation
Just before I leave home, chug some coins from my hand
They trigger that old metal detector, grand

At most airports they call me, Delta bound
If they should spot me, I'm left on the ground
Try to keep a low profile; good disquise
And like a hungry bug, I'll get my flies..

Delta bound,
I'm all yours to probe around
Get those feely fingers movin'..make my nights
Any touches, I'll not scoff
It's just with pleasure, if I should cough
I get off, gettin' on these airline flights..

I get off, gettin on these airline flights

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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LilBroomCakes - November 01, 2010 - Report this comment
sir, how about some ~ BroomStick ~ Flights ?
AFW - November 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny comment, as always, LCC..but ya know, Hallow day is over
Wild Child JIN - November 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, who needs all the crap that goes on at the security stations at the airports, I sure don't. which Is why I am a "wild child" and don't do things like your world. But great song, buying you a $555 ticket on the next..... train! LOL! :-D

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