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Song Parodies -> "L-O-T-R is L-O-N-G"
Original Song Title:
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"L-O-T-R is L-O-N-G"
Parody Written by:
Chris Bodily TM
The Lyrics
I have had a hard time coming up with good parody ideas, but I think I'm gonna be on the right track with this LOTR parody. I finally watched The Return of the King, so I have finally seen the whole trilogy. Enjoy this spoof!
Yeah, Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin are real little men
takes so long: read the books, watch the movies, you'll understand
R-I-N-G must be D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D
Or else Middle Earth will soon be doomed
Sam's H-O-B-B-I-T
L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's one long trilogy
Peter Jackson filmed the flicks for so many years
A short guy in this film is called an H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G
Merry, Pippin, these folks are pimpin'
It's Bilbo's Birthday
O-N-E H-U-N-D-R-E-D eleven
I spell out all the funny words
Because they're hard to pronounce
'Cause I can't pronounce Aragorn
Or Saruman, poor me
L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's the Lord of the Rings
Frodo, Pippin, Sam, and Merry drank lots of beers
And Gollum wants the Ring, he steals from H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G
takes so long: read the books, watch the movies, you'll understand
R-I-N-G must be D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D
Or else Middle Earth will soon be doomed
Sam's H-O-B-B-I-T
L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's one long trilogy
Peter Jackson filmed the flicks for so many years
A short guy in this film is called an H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G
Merry, Pippin, these folks are pimpin'
It's Bilbo's Birthday
O-N-E H-U-N-D-R-E-D eleven
I spell out all the funny words
Because they're hard to pronounce
'Cause I can't pronounce Aragorn
Or Saruman, poor me
L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G; it's the Lord of the Rings
Frodo, Pippin, Sam, and Merry drank lots of beers
And Gollum wants the Ring, he steals from H-O double B I-T
Oh, this sure rocks, it's too bad L-O-T-R's L-O-N-G
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This parody is awesome, man! I love the way you spelled out all the funny and hard to pronounce words from LOTR. And for that, I award you 5-5-5.
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