Song Parodies -> "Psycho Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho Killer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Psycho Kitty"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS?) It's on YouTube.

I can't get any peace, that's the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause I know she's there
She stalks me, then attacks my hair

Psycho Kitty
I'm her prey
Claw claw claw claw claw claw claw claw claw my ankles
Then run run run run run run away

Psycho Kitty
Won't obey
Paw paw paw paw paw paw paw paw paw my freckles
Then run run run run run run away

Mrow-ow-ow-ow
Yowl yowl yowl yowl yowl

You scratched my coffee table now I must refinish it
Meowin' a lot all the day and all the night
You stalked and killed my toupee, and bit my heel
Ripped up my couch, then did it again

Psycho Kitty
Every day
Claw claw claw claw claw claw claw claw claw my records
Then run run run run run run away

Psycho Kitty
Wants to play
Paw paw paw paw paw paw paw paw paw my phone cord
Then run run run run run run away

Mrow-ow-ow-ow
Yowl yowl yowl yowl yowl

I am not safe in my house
But you won't chase any mouse
Snag my earlobe and you gnaw
Will you please just withdraw, ok?

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I'm in pain but you don't mind
I try catnip but you're not inclined

Psycho Kitty
Here to stay
Why do you claw claw claw claw claw my computer
Then run run run run run run away

Psycho Kitty
Time to spay
Na na na na na na na na na na neuter
You can't run run run run run away

Mrow-ow-ow-ow
Yowl yowl yowl yowl yowl yowl

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Matthias - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Looks like you got ahold of my Damn Kitten: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/natashabedingfield8.shtml

John Barry - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment

As a servant of two felines, I can identify with this.

Rob Arndt - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment

I love cats- miss my old Tortoiseshell Gussam II... but a great song- 555!!!

Porfle Popnecker - October 25, 2011 - Report this comment

Good one! My kitty cat is like the Hulk -- she only turns into Psycho Kitty when she's angry or frightened.

Agrimorfee - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment

One of my fave parodies on The Dr. Demento Radio Show was a number called "Psycho Chicken"; like your parody, it kept the OS "tense and nervous" line, and I was afraid it would be a virtual copy of the other. Thankfully (and of course), you did not disappoint.

Christie Marie M - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) That's the reason I have dogs as pets, instead of kitties (although cute). With dogs, they love you back when you love them and as for cats, you got to earn their love. I got lots of cat scratches from my friends' kitten most times. But Stimpy, that's the name of his cat, may he rest in peace, is still a playful fella. Here's 555 catnip to please your psycho kitty. @ Psycho Kitty: (Imitating Cartman) : No kitty, THAT'S A BAD KITTY!! NO KITTY, THAT'S A BAD KITTY!!!!!"

bobpiecheese - November 20, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I honestly prefer cats to dogs, mainly because dogs have too much energy for my liking. That said, great parody here, even if the whole "cats are nasty" thing is a little overplayed these days. 555 for you!

Below Average Dave - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment

Simple as this is, it was funny and cute. . .wait wrong word--sorry

Blaydeman - November 21, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) What's new pussy cat?..... (cat attacks face) Oh my God!!!!!! My face! He ripped it off!!!!! LOL! JK! Awesome job Rex!

Lydia - September 07, 2014 - Report this comment

That isn't the phsyco kitty parody. It goes like this: " I look like an innocent kitty cat. But let me tell you I can change like that. When Halloween gets here you'll never believe. Don't touch me or I might make you bleed! Phsyco kitty, don't you think? Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Better run run run run run run run run awaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy. Phsyco kitty, don' you think? Meow meow meow meow meow.

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