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Song Parodies -> "Impeachment Schiff"

Original Song Title:

"Ballroom Blitz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sweet

Parody Song Title:

"Impeachment Schiff"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

I was a bit procrastinating on this one but I had to write down some lyric guides to finish this one. As a Constitutionalist, I will have to say that the House IS out of bounds. This is the same sort of illegal and political hit job minded impeachment like Johnson in 1868. In both cases, the POTUS didn't obey congress... but that is what our governance is all about, isn't it? Checks and Balances anyone? WARNING: Be careful about stepping in the Schiff... it is everywhere in this parody!!!
Impeachment Schiff

(Sung to 'Ballroom Blitz' - Sweet)

You there Nadler?
*wet fart sound*
Pelosi?
ooO*hic*Ooo
The Squad?
"Der???"
Alright dysgenes, let's go!

This started back in '16
When Trump pulled off a victory, aha
And now the Dems are so mad...
They thought that we'd elect Hillary....

Donald Trump keeps winning
and he won't stop grinning; hell, he works for free!
He's worth a lot of money and no liberal thinks that's funny
As they murder law by decree!

The pundits were prating!
While Hollywood was hating!
As the Democrats were sinking!
Pelosi kept drinking!
Glug, glug, glug, glug. glug...

With pipes full of crack
The Dems went on attack and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
More info than you wanna
They have legal marijuana it'll turn into Impeachment Schiff

Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff

Now that Trump's ascendant
Never Trumpers now sing a new tune. uh huh
But that still counts for nothing
It has yet to be this afternoon, uh huh

Now the orange man is bad
because he consorted with Vlad and they hope his race is run!
They say Trump abused his power!
says the Congress in their towers of ivory? That's a real good one!

Oh yeah, they posed like eagles!
While welcoming illegals!
A Squad aneurysm!
Supported Socialism!
Da, da, da, da, da...


And the meth in the syringe
made the electorate cringe and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
As Nancy's face cracked
They knew this was all wack it'll turn into Impeachment Schiff

Impeachment Schiff
(Impeachment Schiff)

Oh yeah,The House was ascendant!
Nancy pens were resplendent!
But they surely were joking
Look at what they're smoking!
Puff, puff, puff, puff, puff...

And Nadler did a dance
in his neck high pants and it turned into Impeachment Schiff
McConnell bought a spine
Said the House is out of line and it turned into Impeachment Schiff

Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff
Impeachment Schiff

Ooh, it's, it's Impeachment Schiff
It's, it's Impeachment Schiff
It's, it's Impeachment Schiff
Yeah, it's Impeachment Schiff

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