Song Parodies -> "Baltimore Colts"

Original Song Title:

"Poppa Joe"

Original Performer:

"Baltimore Colts"

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The Lyrics

In their years before fall of 1984
The Baltimore Colts are strong
They don't come from the west, they're doing their best
Being rivals with Washington
Baltimore rolls out the big guns
Atlanta Falcons will be shunned
Mideast all the way, you'll hear them say

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Hey Baltimore, Baltimore

In the white and dark blue, the AFC grooves
The Baltimore Colts reside
Where Orioles baseball tried not to fall
Showing south atlantic some pride
All the fans are cheering daily
Baltimore Colts are quite friendly
They'd always hear the people say

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Hey Baltimore, Baltimore

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on

Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Baltimore oh, more oh
Hey Baltimore Colts are on
Baltimore, hey Baltimore
Hey Baltimore, Baltimore
[repeat chorus until fade]

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Old Man Ribber - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment

TSB - I DKTOS, but I certainly remember the Baltimore Colts. Super Bowl V was a lot better than Super Bowl III. ;D

Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment

IDKTOS either, but I'm old enough to remember that the Baltimore Colts and the Washington Redskins, despite their proximity, were not rivals. Different conferences, let alone divisions. The Colts' biggest rivals, before their Super Bowl loss to the New York Jets and the creation of the AFC East (with those 2, the Miami Dolphins, the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills) was probably the New York Giants (back-to-back NFL Championship Game wins, 1958-59) or the Pittsburgh Steelers (as mentioned in the movie "Diner").

NYYPhil777 - November 19, 2011 - Report this comment

Actually, when the Colts play the Ravens, the Colts are referred to as Indianapolis or Indy because the Ravens fans (as loyal to their Ravens as they are) do not want to be reminded of that midnight deal that moved the Colts out of Baltimore and into Indianapolis. Now the Colts are on the edge of going 0-16. As underrated as your parodies are, this parody seems like an "I wish" song. Then again, the city of Indianapolis is struggling to keep its new tax payer-paid Lucas Oil Stadium, so we'll just have to wait and see if Baltimore could be like New York. Overall- 4.5.

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