Our date it is blind, and now it begins
Mulish, refusin' to speak much audible
Mumblin' kids
Our chat is so lame, virgins yearnin'
Strange how that computer matched us, mumblin' kids

So mhemhehe go, memhemhe do?
You know I thought I was the biggest dork until I met you

Yeah, mehmemhe too, that is true
And maybe I've blown my chances with every guy that I knew

It may sound unkind, but the truth of it is
Socially inept, no guts, unabled--mumblin' kids
Feeling so ashamed, feelin' craven, wishing for a trip to Vegas
Mumblin kids

I click my tongue, and then I tap my knee

I order an Appletini, wondering where else I could be

Are you having fun?

Are you asking me?

Well, maybe you and me should depart, split this scene

I don't think it was you, maybe it was just all me

So we moan and we whine
And bring the check in
Laying out separate checks on the table
Mumblin' kids
True love that's made for men and women
Now and then just comes disastrous
Mumblin' kids

I mumbled it, fumbled it
She really wasn't one who awed us, mumblin' kid

Oh mumblin, kid, fumblin' kid
Gonna go home to watch the cable, Mumblin Kids