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Song Parodies -> "Mumblin' Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Stumblin' In"

Original Performer:

Suzi Quatro (with Chris Norman)

Parody Song Title:

"Mumblin' Kids"

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The Lyrics

Our date it is blind, and now it begins
Mulish, refusin' to speak much audible
Mumblin' kids
Our chat is so lame, virgins yearnin'
Strange how that computer matched us, mumblin' kids

So mhemhehe go, memhemhe do?
You know I thought I was the biggest dork until I met you

Yeah, mehmemhe too, that is true
And maybe I've blown my chances with every guy that I knew

It may sound unkind, but the truth of it is
Socially inept, no guts, unabled--mumblin' kids
Feeling so ashamed, feelin' craven, wishing for a trip to Vegas
Mumblin kids

I click my tongue, and then I tap my knee

I order an Appletini, wondering where else I could be

Are you having fun?

Are you asking me?

Well, maybe you and me should depart, split this scene

I don't think it was you, maybe it was just all me

So we moan and we whine
And bring the check in
Laying out separate checks on the table
Mumblin' kids
True love that's made for men and women
Now and then just comes disastrous
Mumblin' kids

I mumbled it, fumbled it
She really wasn't one who awed us, mumblin' kid

Oh mumblin, kid, fumblin' kid
Gonna go home to watch the cable, Mumblin Kids
Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - February 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea here Agrimorfee. The awkward dating scene, I've been there far too many times. I hate the OS and everything else I've ever heard by Suzi Quatro, but this was still a choice parody.
Mark Scotti - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I have a couple of them, myself... Very funny!!!!!
Rex - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Been there, mumbled that. Well done.
Below Average Dave - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, pretty well done Agri, and can relate tot he topic.
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
You've hit upon a pet peeve of mine Agri. Not so much the dating scene, but kids that can't speak intelligibly.(Why..when I was a kid...etc)
I think, in part, that is your point here. Let's watch TV/DVD while we text each other and check our Facebook page. But, a simple, "Hi, could you tell me a little about yourself" is answered with "Like, know"...

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