“Hey! You guys hate all those Pop-Ups online?”
“Yeah!”
“Well, Let’s bitch!”

(“You Have Got Some Mail”)

There’s one, There’s two
These Pop-Ups Stink!

You think that you can hide, but you soon will collide
With these Pop-Ups online
(Ooooooooooo)
If you go search for sex, don’t be too perplexed
When more Pop-Ups arrive
(Ooooooooooo)
They’re annoying I know, but it’s how they make dough
Ad boxes are not denied, Nope, They all seem to flow
Until you are so fed up, and online you won’t go
You can whine
There’s still Pop-Ups online

So go online (Yeah!)
Have a spine (Yeah!)
Watch as Pop-Ups unwind
Every website (Yeah!)
Met their blight(Yeah!)
Tons of Pop-Ups in spite
Full of Pop-Up hate, Full of Pop-Up hate
Hate those Pop-Up websites!
It’s pure Pop-Up fate, It’s pure Pop-Up fate
As soon as you log online!

And they’ll soon fill your screen
“Come and join the Marines”
Stupid Pop-Ups I’ve eyed
(Oooooooooo)
It how they make their green
“You’ve Won A 360!”
Pop-Ups are so full of lies
(Ooooooooo)

And on that X you’ll click
Again and again
“Sign up for dates”
“Just fill the blanks all in”
Curse words leave mouths while on the Internet
We’ve declined all those Pop-Ups online

They’re not slight (Yeah!)
They’re not right (Yeah!)
Gosh dang Pop-Up websites

Make us cry (Yeah!)
Full of lies (Yeah!)

There is Pop-Up eight, There’s another great
Retched Pop-Ups online!
One selling primates, it is no debate
These Pop-Ups are not fine

Oooooh…
They connive every time, such a crime

Well
You thought Spam was bad, but Pop-Ups make me mad
Selling pills for sex drives to make your joystick grow
And some will not shut up, “Won an I-Pod Nano”
They aren’t kind
Damn these Pop-Ups online!

You’ll run and hide (Yeah!)
Brain has fried (Yeah!)
Why these Pop-Ups, Oh why?!

I’m so annoyed (Yeah!)
Not overjoyed (Yeah!)

“You’ll win a free maid”, I think I’ve got played
By these Pop-Ups online

“Come on boys meet some Dot Come floozy!”
“Just click right here, Now!”

A ton, a slew, I’ve got so peeved

Can’t survive (Yeah!)
I just died! (Yeah!)
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!!)