Weiner, now sir, is that your weiner?
Well, did you tweet a pic of your junk? Oh no!
I said Weiner, not sure if that's your weiner
Well don't you know your own body parts? Oh no!
You said, "Yeah, right - it's a hack, a joke, a prank it is"
You say, well you say, you can't be sure if it's you
Now, you've got some 'splainin' to do

Weiner, a congressman named Weiner
Well, did you put your junk in a tweet? Oh no!
I say, "Yeah right - a disgrace, a shame, a sin it is"
I say, well I say, it's unbecoming of you,
It was something stupid to do.

Yeah, whip it out, you did

If I could see something
Don't want to see no part of you, sir
If you could tweet someone
Why are you messaging college-age girls?
If you can tweet something
If they can tweet something
If you can tweet anything
Why'd it have to be the bulge in your shorts?

Get a life, you're in Congress
Got a wife, she should be enough
If you lied, Mr. Weiner,
Go, go, go, go, go resign...

(Sir, if you lied, please resign) [repeat]

Weiner, please put away your weiner
Well, you've been led by your little head, oh no!
I said Weiner, be careful with your weiner
Well, you gotta stop losing your head, oh no!
Oh no!