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Song Parodies -> "Say It Without Spit"

Original Song Title:

"Give A Little Bit"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Say It Without Spit"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Like talking to Daffy Duck....
Say it without spit
Say it without your DNA on me
Say it without spit
I'll say it without spraying all over you
That's some gobs we don't need to share
Not sending showers shows you care

I'll say it without spritz
I'll say it without spritz of some dew on you
So speak without the spit
Speak without bits of your slime over me
Spit is banned from my moistened eyes
In your hand no nose surprise

Talking without spit
Talking without spit I'm not laundry
I'll speak without spit won't give you swine flu
Not that kind of a gift to share
So space yourself, and don't be talking foam

Talking foam
Do you need to feel some foam?
Then my spits gonna spring

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Andria - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to have a problem with spitting on people when I talked, back when I was in elementary school. Now I don't have a problem with spitting, but (according to some people) with AmIRight. 5s all the way.
AFW - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well said..I didn't feel any saliva..good theme...I did one in this vein, last year...It is a rather hushed up problem in social circles.
alvin - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Cottonmouth of thanks to you, Andria, AFW & Alvin!
Thsylvethster - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Pthsufferin Pthsuccotathsh!
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I taught I tanked a pooty cat!
TJC - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
My firewall provided an adequate shield against yer projectile phelemesis and droolin' diction, but *not* to your wet n' wacky humor! 5 jowl rags and matching spitoons!
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
You're the "spitting" image of a true parody fan, TJC. Thanks!!!
Jim Rotondo - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Love it Mark, I always listen for others to use "p" words in conversation and make them think they've spit by wiping my face in honor of Shemp Howard. As Austin Powers once said, "So which is it, Spitz or Swallows?"
Mark Scotti - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Salivary thanks to you, Jim!!!
Leo Keough - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
That would have been one of my 'pettiest peeves' if I coulda figured out how to fit it in...Hope all the offenders are paying heed...555!!!
Mark Scotti - May 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Tissue of thanks to you, Leo!!!
BB - May 14, 2020 - Report this comment
Now if this isn't about the dangers of Covid-19, I don't know what it is...ptooey ding!

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