Got a call out from Tokyo
Asking the times for a picture show
I need a new cell phone
I need a new cell phone

Cuz everyone in the neighborhood
Calls and asks if they could speak to Sue
I need a new cell phone
I need a new cell phone

I get many calls from people who speak Swahili
And from Italy, they ask if my name's Roy
And in France they seem to thing I sell furniture, oh, its peculiar, can you give me advice?

And people who need law advice
call and ask if I could give my price
I need a new cell phone
I need a new cell phone

There are people in Tennessee
they call and ask if they can speak to Steve
I need a new cell phone
I need a new cell phone

And then this guy named Dave
asks if I've got new Porno,
I say "I donno"
Oh how Ill ignore you
But you know those calls will soon
make me lost my sanity, oh, eventually,
It's the only way out

Owning a cell phone has become a catastrophe
oh, I have to pay charges to roam, yeah
And when I get so many calls from Afghanistan
oh, and Pakistan,
And each Minute's a dime

So when the day comes, the bill is found
covers your charges all year 'round
I need a new cell phone
I need a new cell phone