Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Bertman"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Bertman"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

This first song parody has been written by Martin Allen McRichardson and sung by Bert, Ernie's old buddy.
[Verse 1: Bert]
Some people call me Fardeen Aly, yeah.
Some call me the pigeon in town,
And some people call me Lileap, Doo Doo!
Cause Lily's up while his brother Leap is way down.
Muppets talk about me, Ernie.
They say I'm reading that book, reading that book,
Well, don't you worry, Ernest, don't worry.
Cause I'm right here at Sesame Street looking at what I look.

[Chorus: Bert]
Cause I'm a pigeon, I'm an engine,
I'm a lion, And I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman, I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking muppet Man.
I think I put the right socks on.
I'm just a pigeon,
And an engine,
I'm a lion,
and I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman,
I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good looking Muppet Man,
I'm sure my bottle caps are fun. Whoo-hoo.
Whooo whoo.

[Verse 2: Bert]
You play with your duck and you're hearing it squeak,
You know all the duckie's always have their beak,
Rubber Duckies, Rubber Duckies, that's what I'm talking about,
(Squeak Squeak!)
Oh yeah, Ernie, I know what you're doing now!

[Chorus: Bert]
Cause I'm a pigeon, I'm an engine,
I'm a lion, And I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman, I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking muppet Man.
I play with my bottle caps for fun.
I'm a pigeon,
I'm an engine,
I'm a lion,
And I'm lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman,
I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking Muppet man.
I'm sure I put the right socks on.

[Outro: Bert]
Martin keeps writing songs about me, Ernie.
He says that I'm reading some books,
Well, don't you worry, don't worry, no, don't worry, Martin.
Cause I'm trying to take a look.
You play with your duck and you hear it squeak,
You know all the duckie's always have their beak,
Rubber Duckies, Rubber Duckies, that's what I'm talking about,
(Squeak squeak)
C'mon, Ernie, and I'll show you the way out...
Created by Martin Allen McRichardson.
(C) Martin Allen McRichardson Movies.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/stevemillerband62.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 388