[Verse 1: Bert]
Some people call me Fardeen Aly, yeah.
Some call me the pigeon in town,
And some people call me Lileap, Doo Doo!
Cause Lily's up while his brother Leap is way down.
Muppets talk about me, Ernie.
They say I'm reading that book, reading that book,
Well, don't you worry, Ernest, don't worry.
Cause I'm right here at Sesame Street looking at what I look.

[Chorus: Bert]
Cause I'm a pigeon, I'm an engine,
I'm a lion, And I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman, I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking muppet Man.
I think I put the right socks on.
I'm just a pigeon,
And an engine,
I'm a lion,
and I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman,
I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good looking Muppet Man,
I'm sure my bottle caps are fun. Whoo-hoo.
Whooo whoo.

[Verse 2: Bert]
You play with your duck and you're hearing it squeak,
You know all the duckie's always have their beak,
Rubber Duckies, Rubber Duckies, that's what I'm talking about,
(Squeak Squeak!)
Oh yeah, Ernie, I know what you're doing now!

[Chorus: Bert]
Cause I'm a pigeon, I'm an engine,
I'm a lion, And I'm a lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman, I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking muppet Man.
I play with my bottle caps for fun.
I'm a pigeon,
I'm an engine,
I'm a lion,
And I'm lungin'.
I eat my oatmeal on the run.
I'm Bertman,
I'm a Stuntman,
I'm a good-looking Muppet man.
I'm sure I put the right socks on.

[Outro: Bert]
Martin keeps writing songs about me, Ernie.
He says that I'm reading some books,
Well, don't you worry, don't worry, no, don't worry, Martin.
Cause I'm trying to take a look.
You play with your duck and you hear it squeak,
You know all the duckie's always have their beak,
Rubber Duckies, Rubber Duckies, that's what I'm talking about,
(Squeak squeak)
C'mon, Ernie, and I'll show you the way out...