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Song Parodies -> "The BO-TUS"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller band

Parody Song Title:

"The BO-TUS"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dont look at me, Chuckie G. Those guys over there started this. They wont stop calling my guy a Nazi. So I have no recourse but to call their guy a Commie
Some people call me the stealth commie
Some call me a gangterish pol
Some people call me Marxeest (MAO! MAO-O-OW!)
Cause I tweek all the Constitutes of law

Baggers keep talking about me, Rachel
Say I'm growing the State, growing the State
But dont you worry, Rachel, dont you worry
Cause it's right winger hate

Cause I'm a tricker, and a grinner
And a liar, and a spinner
Force your health care thru .gov

I'm a POTUS, with the TOTUS*
And a scowling FLOTUS
I get my funning from the Love

You're the cutest green that I ever did see
Really duffed my chip shots
Gonna shank my tees
Bogie-wogie, bogie-wogie, bogie-wogie all the time
Ooh baggers, I had fun on your dime

Cause I'm a tricker, and defamer
And a liar and a blamer
Force your health care thru .gov

I'm a POTUS with a FLOTUS
And a bootlick SCOTUS
Sure dont want my change undone

Fox News keeps talking about me
Say I did baggers wrong
But dont you worry, dont worry, no dont worry Megyn
Cause IRS acted alone

They're the crudest peeps I ever did see
Really gonna teach 'em, gonna squelch their speech
Racey-baitey, racey-baitey, racey-baitey all the time (MAO! MAO-O-OW!)
Ooh, baby, gonna hit them with slime

*TOTUS - Teleprompter of the US

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 16

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Michael Pacholek - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
But there's a difference: Your guy has actually far right people in his administration. Our guy governed like an Eisenhower Republican. Even Bernie isn't a Marxist. Though he has all the competence of the Marx Brothers. But at least he's not a bigot-pandering fraudulent confessed-rapist idiot like Trump.
Stanley - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
At first I thought this read BOTOX. No such luck.
Onslaught - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
As you can see, Lennie; His grasp of facts is not the best, in truth it is quite tenuous. His view of history 'bout the same is fractured, filtered, nebulous. A hurtful hate filled vile vicious low down no good dirty rat, he is the very model of a modern liberal democrat. I give you 555.
CML - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
So, 'Slaughtman, I see that you've done the entire "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Liberal Democrat" parody. That is some hot sh*t. I managed that parody just once; damn near broke my brain doing it
Onslaught - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Ah, thank yew, thank yew very much
Jonathan - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Awesome! Merry Christmas! 5s
CML - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Onslaught has left the website!!!
Callmelennie - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Well, damn Jonathan. To tell the truth I was planning on having a whiny, self-pitying, Ebenezer Scrooge-type Christmas ... but then you had to come along with your relentless upbeat attitude. (Sigh) Ok I'll give Merry Christmas a shot. Where can I get some eggnog :)
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey CML, 555 and Merry Christmas! Where can you buy Southern Comfort eggnog? Why, Walmart, of course!
CML - December 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas to you, Rob, and a Barry Christmas to JAB. Actually I never got into eggnog at all. Something about the very word "eggnog" makes me shudder involuntarily. I was just goofing on the endless "eggnogstic" banter between you and Jonathan

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