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Song Parodies -> "Bald Like An Eagle"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like An Eagle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Bald Like An Eagle"

Parody Written by:

Chris Caillouet

The Lyrics

It is interesting to witness the thematic shift that occurs in some musicians’ lyrics as they get up in years.
Hair keeps on droppin’, droppin’, droppin’ onto my shoulders
Hair keeps on droppin’, droppin’, droppin’ onto my shoulders

I’m going bald like an eagle
Gallantly
Bald like an eagle
Check it - oh, say, can’t you see?
I’m talon-loose like an eagle, and
Feather-free
Oh, Lord, what a transformation

Lose the hairpiece
Just toss it into the street
Nix the comb-o’er
You’re not bein’ discreet
Air your egg head
Hawk it in a tweet
Oh, yeah, it’s a sensation

I’m going bald like an eagle
By the sea
Bald like an eagle
Now my hair is an aerie
I’m going bald like an eagle
Erne-estly
No need for depilation

Hair keeps on fallin’, fallin’, fallin’ onto my slippers
Hair keeps on fallin’, fallin’, fallin’ onto my slippers
Hair keeps on fallin’, fallin’, fallin’ onto my slippers
Hair keeps on fallin’, fallin’, fallin’ onto my slippers

I’m going bald like an eagle
Wild and free
Bald like an eagle
Featured on Discovery
I’m going bald like an eagle
Scout-to-be
So much for preparation

Hair keeps on cloggin’, cloggin’, cloggin’ all of my drainpipes
Hair keeps on cloggin’, cloggin’, cloggin’ all of my drainpipes

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Overall Rating: 1.7

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Patrick - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Hair today, gone tomorrow. I read an article in a magazine that claims women find bald men sexy. Let me know how your situation works out and I might invest in a razor.
Dave W. - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Good comparison song choice ...

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