Some people see me play with my toys, yeah
Squeeze my feet in a rubber glove
Some folks see me swim in grease
And I tweak hippopotami I love
People walk miles around me, baby
Sayin I'm all kinda wrong, all kinda wrong
'Cause I steal candy from babies
Not sorry
And I talk weird, talk weird, talk weird too long

I'm a nose picker
Ate my dinner
Underwater
Jumped in the sewer
I ball Saran Wrap just for fun
Nude Al Roker
Playing poker
Is a dream I hope for
I eat raw oysters on a bun
Woo Woo!

Think that Schindler's List
Was a great comedy
I like to paste big leeches
Onto my belly
Stubby, grubby, chubby, clubby, flunky monkeys, all the time
Really hate me when I pay groceries in dimes

I'm a pole licker
I get thinner
Eating guavas
And kitty litter
I sing out loud in public johns
Here's the kicker
I'm a broker
I sold your shares in porkers
And moved them all into Lehman's

Boo hoo, boo hoo!

People keep saying that I am crazy
I say them people are wrong
I gotta hurry, must skurry, I do worry 'bout the llamas
Chase me back to The Home
Well, that was quite the fun weekend for me
Got to write some speeches for the RNC
Speaking fluffy, feeling stuffy, getting huffy all the time
Feeling hazy, I'll know better next time