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Song Parodies -> "The Freaker"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"The Freaker"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some people see me play with my toys, yeah
Squeeze my feet in a rubber glove
Some folks see me swim in grease
And I tweak hippopotami I love
People walk miles around me, baby
Sayin I'm all kinda wrong, all kinda wrong
'Cause I steal candy from babies
Not sorry
And I talk weird, talk weird, talk weird too long

I'm a nose picker
Ate my dinner
Jumped in the sewer
I ball Saran Wrap just for fun
Nude Al Roker
Playing poker
Is a dream I hope for
I eat raw oysters on a bun
Woo Woo!

Think that Schindler's List
Was a great comedy
I like to paste big leeches
Onto my belly
Stubby, grubby, chubby, clubby, flunky monkeys, all the time
Really hate me when I pay groceries in dimes

I'm a pole licker
I get thinner
Eating guavas
And kitty litter
I sing out loud in public johns
Here's the kicker
I'm a broker
I sold your shares in porkers
And moved them all into Lehman's

Boo hoo, boo hoo!

People keep saying that I am crazy
I say them people are wrong
I gotta hurry, must skurry, I do worry 'bout the llamas
Chase me back to The Home
Well, that was quite the fun weekend for me
Got to write some speeches for the RNC
Speaking fluffy, feeling stuffy, getting huffy all the time
Feeling hazy, I'll know better next time
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Total Votes: 7

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Ann Hammond - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
What is this love that I'm feelin? Is this the love I been serchin for? Singing in the restrooms yes! I'm going to have to use this OS on me some day. Perhaps on Youtube with my whole outfit on.
unKnownVotrix - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Agree&Able, this is absolutely inSANE ! ! but I love it, Sir < CABO ONE A award for sure! loved so many lines of this zany parody . . . ball up Sarah, eh ? ? ?
Matthias - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty looney stuff here Agrimorfee. Almost Weird Al-like in a way, due to the random humor included.
Matthias - June 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I agree with that I said almost 10 years ago lol
Max Power - June 26, 2017 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese - June 27, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) To have a man this bug-nut crazy writing for the RNC makes almost too much sense these days. Great parody here, 555 random objects!

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