Some people give props to Heath Ledger, yeah.
Some clamor for Jack Nicholson.
Some love Cesar Romero
Or the voice of Mark Hamill making fun.

Chartreuse wigs, white faces, baby,
Red lips crowding the scene, on Halloween.
Hey, here’s a scary clown girl, oh mama,
With her green hair, green hair, green hair looking so mean.

Well, she’s a trickster,
She’s a grinner,
She’s a laugher,
And she’s a winner:
Parades her costume through the night.
A provoker
In a choker,
She’s a Female Joker.
She’s dancing in the pale moonlight.

You’re the cutest villain
On this Halloween.
I love your lilac jacket,
Love your lime-green tee.
Melon fishnets, melon fishnets, melon fishnets on your thighs.
Pastel Joker—the Clown Princess of All Crime!

Well, she’s a jester,
She’s a thriller,
She’s a robber,
And she’s a killer,
But she won’t really hurt no one.
Wanna stroke ‘er,
Watch Al Roker
With this Female Joker
Together on November One.

Partiers crowding around us, baby.
Drunk and making such noise.
But don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry, clown girl,
‘Cause I’m not like those boys.

You’re a gender-bending jestery kin.
You ain’t no Catwoman, ain’t no Harley Quinn.
Heather Ledger, Jackie Nichols, Marcy Hamill is your name.
Let’s go, Jok’ress, let’s put Batman to a shame…