Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Female Joker"

Original Song Title:

"The Joker"

Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Female Joker"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Sure to happen this Halloween! OS:
Some people give props to Heath Ledger, yeah.
Some clamor for Jack Nicholson.
Some love Cesar Romero
Or the voice of Mark Hamill making fun.

Chartreuse wigs, white faces, baby,
Red lips crowding the scene, on Halloween.
Hey, here’s a scary clown girl, oh mama,
With her green hair, green hair, green hair looking so mean.

Well, she’s a trickster,
She’s a grinner,
She’s a laugher,
And she’s a winner:
Parades her costume through the night.
A provoker
In a choker,
She’s a Female Joker.
She’s dancing in the pale moonlight.

You’re the cutest villain
On this Halloween.
I love your lilac jacket,
Love your lime-green tee.
Melon fishnets, melon fishnets, melon fishnets on your thighs.
Pastel Joker—the Clown Princess of All Crime!

Well, she’s a jester,
She’s a thriller,
She’s a robber,
And she’s a killer,
But she won’t really hurt no one.
Wanna stroke ‘er,
Watch Al Roker
With this Female Joker
Together on November One.

Partiers crowding around us, baby.
Drunk and making such noise.
But don’t you worry, don’t worry, no don’t worry, clown girl,
‘Cause I’m not like those boys.

You’re a gender-bending jestery kin.
You ain’t no Catwoman, ain’t no Harley Quinn.
Heather Ledger, Jackie Nichols, Marcy Hamill is your name.
Let’s go, Jok’ress, let’s put Batman to a shame…

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   17

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Really funny idea here Melanie, I was going to do this song about the regular Joker, but you did this about women wanting to play Joker for Halloween, which is a very original topic indeed.
alvin - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
fun twist
Ann Hammond - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Melanie Lee - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Matthias: don't let me stop you. I'd like to see your Joker parody. In fact, submit it today (9/16/08), because there's a contest on whose deadline is tomorrow!
John Barry - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good--no joke.
Agrimorfee - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Cute idea, especially to change the actors' names at the end. Neat to write from a male POV, too. 555
lilJokeTryst - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh Batman, Hold me, Fold me, press me to your Big Strong Chest. Carry me away in your winged Batmobile, to your BatCave, where we play ~Tryst~ all night/day . . .
Dr Music - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Mel, congrats on your parody. I swear, if the Joker was a girl- that girl Joker would be you. You have a lot of talent. One day you could be famous. Perhaps you would love to work in my company Laugh Out Loud industries- wer'e looking for people like you to submit funny news articles for our newspaper the Oakendale Chatbox.
LilCatLicker - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I 'd love to ' write ' for your newspaper, Chip's Ahoy CatBox !
Dr Music - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks. You're not so bad yourself cat. You'r'e hired.
Matthias - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Very cute parody Melanie! "Pastel Joker—the Clown Princess of All Crime!" loved that line the most.
Guy - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment

This Joker's a real card - it should be shuffled and dealt with and as I shuffle the deck and turn over three cards I see 3 Fives - no sign of the Joker. This little beauty followed the OS so well. I was amused from start to finish. Well done!
Red Ant - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent pacing, lots of good subs for the repetitive parts, nice mixing up of the choruses, too. This didn't grab me the way I'd hoped it would though.
Max Power - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) loved the idea for this OS, and you made it work - I also like the unheralded "She’s dancing in the pale moonlight." line from the original Batman movie - Nicholson's "Where does he get those freaking toys?" would take on a whole new context here too - 555
bobpiecheese - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I saw The Dark Night for the first time the other night - the Joker is freaky. I'm all for a chick Joker as long as she's as fun as this parody makes her out to be, rather than the kind of girl who makes you crap your pants in terror. Um...555!
Claude Prez - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea, very well executed. Good stuff.
Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I had no idea that Mark Hamill was the joker. I like the idea behind this. I had a slight problem with the second to last stanza, it seemed a bit random compared to the rest of the song. I wanted to hear more of your crazy lines about the woman joker :)
Melanie Lee - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Hamill gave voice to The Joker on a Batman cartoon series on TV in the 1990s.
Below Average Dave - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Well that was fun Mel. . .The OS was perfect for it too.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2708