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Song Parodies -> "Frank Zappa's Story"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like An Eagle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Frank Zappa's Story"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Ok even though he's a little weird hes still pretty cool, hes a good guitar player and he debated against the parental advisory insident where parents wanted to put parental advisory on cds cuz of the lyrics.
Zap zap zappa
Zap zap zappa

Franks on the highway, highway, highway
Finding the doctor
Wife had a baby, baby, baby
Guess what he named her

Frank Zappa named his girl Dweezil
With a D
Named his girl Dweezil
Can a name that bad be legal
Zappa named his girl Dweezil
She'll get teased
Her name causes some confusion

Oh but maybe
Her bad name gets beat
Cuz Moon Unit
Sounds kinda worse to me
And he dresses
Like some kinda sheik
He must've had a contusion

Frank Zappa named his girl Dweezil
What a sheik
Named his girl Dweezil
Can a name that bad be legal
Zappa named his girl Dweezil
She'll get teased
Name causes some confusion

Those are the Zappas, Zappas, Zappas
Named by their father
They must be angry, angry, angry
Their dads a retard
Go Moon Unit, Go Moon Unit
Go Moon Unit, Go Moon Unit

Frank Zappa named his girl Dweezil
What a sheik
Named his girl Dweezil
Can a name that bad be legal
Zappa named his girl Dweezil
She'll get teased
Name causes some confusion

Those are the Zappas, Zappas, Zappas
Named by their father
Those are the Zappas, Zappas, Zappas
Named by their father

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Michael Pacholek - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Frank named his girl Dweezil? OK, you get all ones for getting a rather pertinent fact all wrong. Frank named his BOYS Dweezil and Ahmet. He named his GIRLS Moon Unit and Diva. Just because Frank and his Mothers of Invention dressed in drag on an album cover doesn't mean Dweezil is a girl, which would be news to his wife, singer Lisa Loeb. (Then again, they were separated at last check, so...) While we're at it, in Paris, a Quarter Pounder with cheese is actually "un royale avec fromage." Not "a royal with cheese," Travolta you moron.
Dominic L. - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
He wanted to name Diva "Clint Eastwood", but it turned out to be a girl. Moon Unit was chosen (According to someone on this website) because , well, Moon is a fairly normal name, and Unit because she made their couple (Frank and his wife), a whole unit. As for Dweezil and Ahmet... I guess he was just being creative. Great read, but I don't know the original song.

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